What is a good website to find escorts on...

What is a good website to find escorts on? I haven't had sex in years because I've become so money focused but my body is really starting to hate me for not fucking. Gotta keep myself happy and all.

Thanks in advance fellow Veeky Forumsnessmen

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spahunters.com/spas/
youtube.com/watch?v=CJiNC3a9W-4
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

*schlick* *schlick* *schlick*
*mmmmmwwah*

where u located my dude?

Massachusetts, USA

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Is that a guy? Fuck s(he) looks so hot but the hand seems manly... damnit

backpage.com

It's a girl, men aren't capable of having that hip to waist ratio.

who cares

this

minecraft.net

Thanks. So I should check under the massage section I'm guessing? Or is there a category I didn't see that I should check?

US backpage doesn't have escorts listed anymore, check under dating and massages. Also double check phone numbers and all the info, a shitton of them are people trying to rob you or a sting op. Try sticking to verified escorts with reviews. Stay safe user

Hit up girls on Instagram that are selling stuff.

Just come back to europa, its legal in most places here

Thank you for the advice user. It's much appreciated.

Postings with "no black men" or "no aa" aren't cops. (Cops aren't allowed to discriminate)
Could still be a robbery though.

Go to anime conventions and smash weeb puss

If u have Linkies I'm in Waltham cutie

#linkie #crystalmeth

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You can buy an account to read reviews(use the gift card method if you do) you can visit most escorts personal websites from there. Not sure where you’re located but good escorts are going to be about $400 and up an hour.

oh shit I'm in Waltham too bro

>Cops aren't allowed to discriminate
This feels *almost* as bullshit as saying that cops have to identify as cops if they're asked

>Go to anime conventions and smash weeb puss
Yup. Literally all you have to do is be good looking. Maybe tell her to keep the costume and makeup on

Source on that claim?

you could fuck guys wives on craigslist. Worked for me for a while till i got disgusted with myself.

Im talking bull cuck type stuff not cheating btw

woah awesome dude.

And also I'm not actually a tranny link fudding degenerate, I just want some cheap link.

Wait, dude or chick? I auto assumed you were a guy but now I'm not sure

I've been looking for the sauce for this image for years

I don't think we'll ever find it unfortunately :(

I would be sad to have a missed connection on Veeky Forums with a person in my town T_T are you still there user-kun?

she(male) has an instagram or whatever /g/ fagits know

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An attractive asuka cosplayer is the only walking fleshlight I'd ever share my hard earned money with

pelase come back i wanna see this happen

whats the point bros? no matter how much BTC i have il nevre have a qt gf like pic

Really user?

Just wait for pinkdate to launch. Hope you bought into their ico

Yeah, but too bad you're just a fat neckbeard like me who collects photos of cute girls.

that isnt the same girl is it?

Delete this

Pretty much spot on for what I posted. No regrets still.

I know man. Please let the magic happen just this once.

I saw someone post about pink date yesterday and as a lonely depressed guy I was pretty interested. Do you really think it's a good buy user?

How much are you planning on spending?

Also, if I may nitpick, this isn't exactly convincing Asuka cosplay. My autism goes beyond this. This is just a russian/eastern-european girl in a wig. I expect a real life Asuka to have at least some gook facial features.
Thanks for the pics neckbeard-kun, at least you're not a rei fag.

what a bunch of thirsty cartoon jerking faggots

>when your board is flooded with ShareBlue slide threads

$400-$600

theeroticreview

I'm not thirsty you frog posting pajeet, I have standards. They're highly unrealistic. I'm ok with loving 2D till the day that I die.
I'm out of Asuka pictures so you get Nonon instead, loser.

Is it the same girl from this video?

I've had good luck with Eros dot com

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I've got plenty more Asuka if you're out bud

Isn't asuka german though? Or is she half japanese/german? Tbh l'm not entirely sure how an "hybrid" would look like.

Her father is supposedly american, mother is half gook half german. Usually the thing to transfer is their eye fold, it can go to varying levels of foldiness.

omg plz sauce on this shit

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Is this an Asuka thread?

The worst thing is this is unironically true. I can't fucking stand Reifaggots.

I have never in my life even talked to a Reifaggot. I didn't know they existed desu senpai.

brap?
release that gas

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Nice LARP.

How can anyone go a year without sex let alone a month?

yes

Preferably comatose

Have all reifags finally killed themselves? Why there are only asukabros on this thread?

Also does anyone have that asuka vs rei rundown image? l was gonna post it but l lost it

spahunters.com/spas/

Why is she so perfect?

I have a co-worker who's a rei-fag, I tried to get him into crypto or do stuff to make money, he's just fine wage slaving even though he's poor as shit.

Is that the fold around the eyes I see? Now that's a convincing Asuka.

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It's from the same girl that made this video :^)

why cant asuka be korean?
youtube.com/watch?v=CJiNC3a9W-4

>Have all reifags finally killed themselves

Truer than you realize.

>mfw someone added in fart ripping sounds

wtf happened in this thread

perfection happened

Move along pajeet, no gains here for you

It became an Asuka thread. As OP I don't mind it once bit. Any thread that becomes an Asuka thread is a win for everyone. I'll probably never hear back from my fellow Waltham-kun though :(

Pls sauuuce google yields nothing

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I think most of those have standards, like muscular and hung like a bear. Not looking for the kind of people who use hookers

Lana Rain my friend

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Look at her hips you mong

who is this

>Veeky Forums has the correct taste in the ultimate waifu war

also 4.44 fucking WHEN

it's going to be half-life 3 all over again isn't it

nobody posted the queen herself

Nah, it's coming out in a year or so. Anno has publicly stated he's been full-time working on it since the Godzilla movie he directed was completed.

based

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This is a good thread Veeky Forums, you've really cheered me up. I hope every Asuka fag here does well. Good luck OP getting some succ.

>not posting the better version

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lol Waltham
how them Jewish fratboys lol ?