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>There is a combination of mouse clicks you can make on your laptop that will make you a multimillionaire in 3 months

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I can do it that in 3 seconds with dice

Capitalism.

Can probably be done under 7 trades

dont you have any friends or someone that might listen to your bullshit?
was there ever a time when you thought to yourself "you know what, I'm not gonna post nonsense again, I will just go to sleep".

you can also end up in so much debt you need to sell your house and possessions whilst never being able to tell anyone and be verging on suicide.

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dont you have any friends or someone that might listen to your bullshit?
was there ever a time when you thought to yourself "you know what, I'm not gonna post nonsense again, I will just go to sleep".

can i kill myself with a single mouse click

If you click really hard, maybe?

>There is a possibility that you already hold the key to being a multimillionaire in 3 months with the potential to become a literal billionaire in 3 years

Strange days.

holy shit op's wojak looks so much like me

literal mindfuck indeed

You've a friendly face, user

thanks user

There is combination of keyboard button presses that will make you a shitposter.
Oh, looks like you found it already!

dont you have any friends or someone that might listen to your bullshit?
was there ever a time when you thought to yourself "you know what, I'm not gonna post nonsense again, I will just go to sleep".

>combination of mouse clicks
what the fuck does it even mean, fuck off faggot

dont you have any friends or someone that might listen to your bullshit?
was there ever a time when you thought to yourself "you know what, I'm not gonna post nonsense again, I will just go to sleep".

are you really that stupid?

For byspel,
>You clicked the sell button on your exchange about a month ago before the big crash
>Then clicked the buy button again a few days ago at ~$6000 Bitcoin
>Then you sell in a few weeks when it goes up, or you go into some shitcoin that makes you more money
There are many possibilities, you're just retarded

might be able to do it in 1 if you start with 999,999

So far I've gotten about 2 and a half doublings in the last year, now since I started with $2000, I only need 6.5 more to get to $1,000,000 (before taxes though, sadly)
I feel like this is doable

this was true ever since the first time the stock market opened

> there's a combination of letters that has the power to create new cults, overthrow governments or make ppl suicide

so a combination of mouse movement and clicks?
or maybe a combination of arm movement and finger twitches?this board has gone to shit

Although there would be more variables than clicks. Like hand movements and time. Then we can go even deeper and include thoughts. Considering the research claiming we don't actually have a free will, it could get even more complex.

Look, that's a picture of you!

pay a hitman on the dark web to come kill you.

combination of brain pulses

If you had a bomb rigged to your laptop that would detonate by you clicking, yes.

>there is a combination of letters and numbers that will immediately make you a multimillionaire

good one

>tfw I only need 3 dice wins in a row with my whole stack to make a million
haha I mean what are the odds amiright?

or, better yet, only two correct guesses at the game of roulette with your whole stack
not too hard, right?

Hey OP. I've had exactly the same thought as you before, and talked to some friends about it. Crazy to think you also thought the same thing.

D-don't fuck it up user.

explain

Just go to the casino and bet $816 on a single number of roulette. If it hits let it ride on the same number two more times and you'll be a millionaire. Just have to hit three times in a row.

LOOK
IF YOU HAD ONE SHOT OR ONE OPPORTUNITY
TO SEIZE EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED
IN ONE MOMENT
WOULF YOU CAPTURE IT
OR JUST LET IT SLIP

or you can use 1500x leverage in forex and become billionaire in 10 minutes

Private key to a whale wallet

>tfw it hits once, you let it ride, it hits twice, you let it ride, then you lose

neck yourself you autistic faggot

You're technically only out $816. Casino chips=paper gains user. I've actually hit three times in a row before at roulette, so its actually not that uncommon, I didn't let the shit ride though and I was only betting like $5

Those mouse-clicks actually translate to legally binding contracts to exchange a certain sum of cash for a certain amount of some other asset class.

If you want to get carried away, those mouse-clicks are trillions of microscopic lightbulbs, turning on and off trillions of times per second, to encode and decode the above-mentioned contracts.

You know it's possible to use those mouse-clicks to become owner of the companies that create and sell those microscopic lightbulbs, along with the set of instructions for how those little lightbulbs should turn on and off.

I have a bot that scours EtherDelta for people who fat finger absurdly low sell offers or absurdly high buy offers.

I don't know of any other way to get rich but I'm up $900,000 in the last year.

you could take over the world, almost, if you just turn on/off the right microscopic lightbulbs

We accept that you do not understand......

And a very similar combination of mouse clicks that will make you lose everything.

>lim x->infinity (-1/x^2)
Shouldn't this be lim x->0 if it's meant to describe wojak's void cranium
Or is that part of the joke

>There is a combination of mouse clicks that leads to me fucking OPs mother

There is a combination of words that can make your crush to pay attention to you. There are a combination of words that can take you out from your lonely and miserable life

>there is a combination of words that can become the new global religion

I always noticed this. The guy who made it is a brainlet

>Veeky Forums discovers combinatorics

>haha le lol guys le lol if you ever really think about it the brain named itself haha le lol le lol

there are a combination of words you can say to spend the rest of your life in prison.

Reminder That certain combinations of mouse clicks should be illegal.

The variable we're worried about is x
X->infinity and function tends towards zero

>literally everything is made up of a combination of other things happening

whoa mind blown, weed dude !

It's like a boxing combo
>Left, left, left, right

Have you done this before?

yes

I have always thought this and I made it my goal in life to siphon money out of the computer a long time ago. Today it’s just as possible as ever, especially for the little guy.

how are you so fucking stupid you cant see that what he is saying is literally true

>dingen die niet gebeurt zijn
leuke larp in de andere draad vriend

It's not though. The sentiment implies there's a way of having perfect future knowledge.