Tfw spent the last 8 hours today searching for the best porn to fap to when I could have spent that time more...

>tfw spent the last 8 hours today searching for the best porn to fap to when I could have spent that time more productively like starting a business or trading crypto

Wow its probably a world record man. Congrats

out of 22,000 videos in the end i only fapped to one. not sure whether i should feel proud of myself or kill myself

This is a real problem though.
Finding that one pron that is not too sweet, not too salty, it's juuust right.
Maybe there is a business here, helping the user find the right quality porno, rather than trying to spam him like most porn sites do.

How and where did you conduct your search?

You are wasting away your life and will hate yourself for it in the future, this is your final warning.

>Not able the power of a vivid imagination to conjure up porn greater than anything that could possibly exist anywhere you want.

It must suck to be you.

Masturbation is a lot more valuable source of your time than what most people are doing.

In all honesty you would require a quantum supercomputer in order to run a video recognition algorithm which does what my brain does effortlessly (though rather inefficiently).

My tastes are so highly specialized that normal porn does not excite me anymore. Like if my favorite pornstar is doing sex positions I don't like, or her hair is in ponytails, I instantly ignore it. Also it helps keeping to a single ethnicity. Like I ignore all white women and fake boobs, so its easier for me to sort through only the asians.

Your problem is that you are watching 3DPD porn. Time to pick up those superior Japanese doujins user.

I'm on the nofap life, but yesterday I caved and I was still feeling like shit up until recently. Try taking a cold shower. If you can last a minute, you'll feel like less of a loser 100% guaranteed

Not even close.

I feel no such shame when fapping. Maybe you should stop being such a faggot and not care what other people think.

Learn how to fap using your imagination and you will wast a lot less time.
Also, porn makes you feel bad, so using only your imagination will actually improve your mood too.

>not lucid dreaming for sex
>not astral projecting yourself across the multiverse having unimaginable sex with pure thoughtforms

you just made a thread claiming to spend 8 hours looking for a decent porn video, but if you say theres no shame ok

souce?

Maybe you should have tried gay porn instead?

Been trying to learn lucid dreaming on and off for sometime now. All the lucid dreams I have had have been amazing, everything feels so much more fun there. Also you can do whatever that is possible to imagine realistic or not.

>i came

Man, I thought I had a masturbation problem. Thanks anons. I have nothing on you fucks.