Creamed corn

>implying there isn't cream already in butter

"Lucky charms" is meant in the colloquial sense, referring to its testicle content.

>fish roe
>fish don't have thumbs to row

>hot dog
>Luke warm, doesn't contain dog

>french fries
>from Belgium

>Salisbury Steak
>Actually a hamburger

>shortbread
>Actually a biscuit

>decaf coffee
>still has caffeine in it

>WHATS THE DEAL WITH OVALTINE
>ITS A CIRCLE!

>WHATS THE DEAL WITH GRAPENUTS?
>NO GRAPES! NO NUTS!

>hot dog
>doesn't contain dog

Uh, sure.

b8

>Grapefruit
Nothing to do with grapes.
>Blood orange
Doesn't have blood and it isn't orange.
>Lime
Isn't made out of lime.

Cauliflower dipped in curry? It tastes good.

real creamed corn should have cream. the problem is that companies decided to make it cheaper, so they just add corn starch and sugar.

>Boston butt
>actually from the shoulder

>Scalloped potatoes

>contains no scallops

wtf

Since you are so stupid I will explain. At the end of the corn season the corn that the canery receives is no longer sweet and tender so they grind it up a bit and add sugar and sell it as "creamed corn". It's a shit product.

Isn't it because corn is made into a cream consistency?

That's why it's the Boston butt, it makes no claim of being a real butt, it only claims to be what people from Boston believe to be a butt

creamed corn is made with cream, user

stop eating corporate, processed, garbage food

>OP
>is a fag
>wasn't on the label
Every time

Oh shut the fuck up, Kevin.

In pre-revolutionary New England and into the American Revolutionary War, some pork cuts (not those highly valued, or "high on the hog", like loin and ham) were packed into casks or barrels (also known as "butts") for storage and shipment.[2] The way the hog shoulder was cut in the Boston area became known in other regions as "Boston butt". – en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_butt

>ice cold drinks

If it was ice cold then it would be impossible to drink amirite?

No, it is not.

No, look up sublimation and phase change.

>hamburger
>doesn't contain ham

Hamburg, Germany idiot.

But it`s not ICE cold is it faggot?

yes, it is

note that if you see it in a can it will be called cream *style* corn because legally, it's not CREAMED (ie, made with CREAM)

simple

>frankfurter
>doesn't contain frank

We have a preparation called "Vin cuit" wich means "cooked wine" but it's actualy a fruit-juice based paste.
It's like Apple butter.

alcohol can be below 0 degrees, so yes. it can be ice cold.

>pork faggots
>not made out of gay pigs

Case in point- I made ur mum cream last night :^)

>turkish delight
>isn't a delight
>is fucking disgusting

so misleading

>bombay duck
>it's a fish

>corned beef hash
>contains no THC

>biscuit
>you only bake it once

>cotton candy
>no cotton
>no nigger to pick it

>shoo fly pie
>no shoes, no flies

>lava bread
>it's not made of molten rock

>girlled cheese sandwich
>no girls

Besides that one time

>cold cuts
don't have to eat them cold

>salad
There's no lad in the greens

>cashews
No shoes in there

this

>Red Velvet cake

>contains no velvet

wtf baka desu lads

>ground chuck
>it's actually beef

>hamburger
>made out of beef

>red velvet cake
>it's just chocolate cake with food coloring

>fruit cocktail
>has no cock or tail

>sundae
>can't eat in the sun

>pineapple
>contains neither pine nor apple

>pomegranate
>contains no stone, granite or otherwise

>lady fingers
>fucking cake

>Apple
>not made by Apple computer

shut the fuck up

what strand is that??

>Apple computer
>not made out of apples

Tortas aka Mexican Hamburgers have ham

>creamed corn
>contains no cream

All my recipes for creamed corn does contain cream. What the hell are you making?

>What are some other foodstuffs with bullshit misleading names?

Jerusalem Artichoke: Not from Jerusalem and not an Artichoke.

There's also a shit load of retardation in this thread. lol

>scotch egg
Doesn't get you drunk

>french fries
>from Belgium
Most fries aren't made in Belgium.

>Salisbury Steak
>Actually a hamburger
It's a hamburger steak.

>shortbread
>Actually a biscuit
Shortbread can be cakey in consistency or even like a cookie. British terminology need not apply.

>decaf coffee
>still has caffeine in it
Most of the caffeine is gone.

>Blood orange
>Doesn't have blood and it isn't orange.
It's a red orange, thus the terminology.

>Lime
>Isn't made out of lime.
A lime is a lime.

>Scalloped potatoes
>contains no scallops
scalloped is a way of saying baked in a sauce.

>pork faggots
>not made out of gay pigs
faggots doesn't mean gay in this instance

>corned beef hash
>contains no THC
Corned beef hash doesn't require THC

>biscuit
>you only bake it once
You are only supposed to bake biscuits once. Any more times than the first would be silly.

>lava bread
>it's not made of molten rock
It's made from laver, thus the name.

>girlled cheese sandwich
>no girls
It's spelled "grilled".

The creaminess comes from the cob. The starch is what is creamy. Similar to how risotto becomes creamy without adding any milk.

>You are only supposed to bake biscuits once. Any more times than the first would be silly.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_twice-baked_foods

>creamed corn

youtube.com/watch?v=jfhoPzfJ9Bc

>Welsh Rabbit

Contains no rabbit and the claim that it has it's origin in Wales, is dubious at best.

Shit the fuck up, opiniated faggot

It's decaffeinated, not uncaffeinated. Means caffeine has been taken out, not that it contains no caffeine.

>steamed ham
>actually a Krusty burger

>deviled eggs
>100% demon free

Interrogation marks?

>Doughnuts
>Has nothing to do with nuts