Fazoli's?

Fazoli's?

hail satanolis

NOzolis

>Monday: Your work is hosting a corporate dinner at Fazoli's; if you want to keep your job, you better attend.
>Tuesday: It's your anniversary. Your fiancee's favorite restaurant? Fazoli's. Skip this one and you can kiss that marriage good bye.
>Wednesday: Your childhood best friend has a layover at your local airport. You haven't seen him in more than 5 years and he insists on having dinner. The only restaurant past the gate? Fazoli's.
>Thursday: Your late uncle Chet has left you a sum of $20k. His only stipulation is a meal, in his honor, at his favorite restaurant: Fazoli's.
>Friday: A sudden thunder storm has knocked your whole city off the grid. You haven't had time to get groceries, and there is only one restaurant in town with a back-up generator. Fazoli's.
Can you survive FIVE NIGHTS AT FAZOLI'S??

This has been posted before, but it still makes me lol.
WA LA!!
In return, tits.

Only thing I remember from there were the bread sticks.

Holy moly FAZOLI! 44 bread sticks!!!!

WA LA!
Satanoli grant me some of them fanstico Fazoli's.

Worst carbonara I've ever had

bullshit, best thing on the menu.

It was so bad I had to write this yelp review

If it had peas it'd be an 11/10

If this the carbonara is the best thing that Fazoli's has to offer then I'm glad I didn't give them a second chance. Jesus christ what a shitty place

>making a napkin bib
>eating pizza with pasta instead of salad
>drinking soda
>writing yelp reviews
>being this much of a faggot

opinion discarded, Fazoli's is the shit, going to write a 5 star review to negate your pathetic review.

Literally nobody cares if you don't eat there again you stupid fuck

>not wanting to try a small amount of another main dish so you don't have to gamble should you decide to go back
>wanting the pathetic excuse that restaurants with to go food features call "salad"
cheaper/tastier to make your own salad
It's only cheaper to make your own pizza/chicken carbonara if you want to eat those things for the next few days

This is a Fazoli's thread right? I'm not supposed to share my opinion about Fazoli's here? Sorry you're so mad

You're the one angry enough to rant about how you're never eating there again faggot

I wrote up something very mean to say to you and deleted it because I felt bad. Anyone else ever do that on Veeky Forums? I thought I was making a good point (and I was) and before I hit send I read it again and was like, holy shit. Thats fucking scathing and cold blooded.

So, I disagree with your choice to eat pizza alongside pasta instead of a salad, especially given that you had access to unlimited breadsticks. I also disagree with your opinion regarding Fazoli's but will not press the matter.

It's meh tier, more than edible, but for a couple bucks more you can go to Olive Garden and get much better

You sound like an absolute faggot

How about these Fazolis?

nice fazols, congrats

Oops, forgot pic

no u

Damnit user, im trying to nofap.

why would anyone even try that? Whats wrong with jerking it? 2x a day here.

enlightenment my child

face these trials, and if you possess the will and strength of character all will be made clear to you

I am legit addicted to porn and fap like 8+x per day. It's a waste of time and drains all my energy. Also I don't like the idea of cucking myself

I actually dropped out of uni because I was failing my classes. I would just watch porn and fap instead of studying and writing my papers.

ITT: Fapzolis

Please tell me nobody is this pathetic

>enlightened Fazoli's

checked

WA to the fucking LA

HOLY HOLY HOLY

More Fazoli's fap material?

why not?

OK, one more Fapzoli's

Wa LA!!!!!

Check these lads

No breadsticks for you user