The Big King is objectively the best fast food burger

The Big King is objectively the best fast food burger.

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For me, it's the Big Mac

>not the angry whopper or it's variant with the red meme bun

>OP uses the word, "objectively."
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"...not influenced by personal feelings, interpretations, or prejudice; based on facts; unbiased: an objective opinion..."

>OP provides no facts

Good thread homeboy.

They don't even sell it anymore. It was small though. The Big Carl destroys it. That is a huge burger

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Calling it the "best" fast food burger already serves as a hyperbole.

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>oww mummy the sharp taste hurts my tongue
>where are my tendies, I need to get back to posting frogs on the internet

Is this how it looks in the us
In germany the bun in the middle is missing
Still good tho

>go to burger king with my family when I was about 10
>order a whopper
>get it and sit down
>take one bite
>shits frozen
>being the socially retarded fucktard I was, decide not to go to the counter and complain
>ate that entire thing while trying not to cringe

Worst part was that mine probably wasn't the only one that was frozen.

For me it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

Literally everything at Wendy's is better

Well, I can think of one incident where Wendy's did worse, but that issue should be mostly resolved by now.

Wendy's always had god-tier fries, but I remember when they made the switch from regular salt to sea salt.

They would sprinkle the same amount of sea salt as they did with their previous salt, and it was a disaster. You might as well have been eating sticks of pure sodium; it was that salty.

It also could've been my locations that fucked it up this badly, though. They got better over time, because I'm sure countless people complained about how salty their fries were.

That was surprisingly mature of you. You were only 10, and when you got a Frozen burger, you didn't complain or cause a big scene, you just let it go.

I had an angriest whopper last week it was pretty good. Spicier than the chicken thing Wendy's has right now but nothing special. Those fucking onion petals though.

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Wendy's is fucking garbage