Anyone else here still a virgin?

Anyone else here still a virgin?

>tfw 25 year old KHV with 90 BTC

>tfw 25 year old with 0 btc
At least you're rich.

why do you want to give your purity away to some slag? you should be proud of yourself

He’s 50% LARPing. I’ll let you gusss which part is LARP

>fucked only one girl for three years straight
>now haven't fucked in four years
I think I did it, I got it back.

Wanna spread that love around op?

Gimme summa dat btc love

Wizard here.
Way more BTC than you have.

Dont worry about it.

20 btc u can have my gf

I really am a kissless, handholdless virgin

I discovered sex early as a kid. i was a fucking degenerate from ages 4-10. The last time i had sex was around when I was 12 and i fucked my gay friend. 25 now and haven't gotten close since. But the last two years I've stopped being a NEET and I've been getting better at talking to whores. Even if I can get some, at least you fuckers have money; I'm dirt poor.

If you're holding 90 bitcoins you're a stupid motherfucker and deserve to die a virgin. Protip: you can exchange that imaginary stupid bullshit for real, actual money.

Damn dude.

why are u defining your self worth on wether or not u stuck ur cock in someone?

>i'll only count it when i have female contact that hasn't been paid for

Damn, well in that case I win. 29KHV

Nope. My wife will be wearing this with remote controlled panty vibrator (I get the remote) out to valentines dinner at a high end restaurant. Lost my virginity at 24, it's not too late. I'd suggest a sex surrogate or growing a pair of balls and fucking a fatty off tinder to get it over with. DO IT YOU PUSSY.

consider this i was destroyed by my crush when i was 23, recovered but it has left me sour, im 26 now and i still think about her. she went with a taller guy (im 5,8 btw).
ive had gfs since i was 16. now ive been depressed for some years, i dont think ill ever be happy like i was before.
what im saying at least you can have a clean start, and be happy and positive.
oh and i hope your not short or bad looking cus that could be a problem.

I'm not but it's not all it's cracked up to be.

HIDE YOUR WEALTH AS BEST YOU CAN

Sorry, but it still counts. You're no longer a virgin; you just took the easy route

fuck my girl for 1 btc

hahahaha this is hilarious. If you haven't had sex by the time you get out high school, you are mentally and socially developed, it means that you are ugly, socially retarded, unathletic, or stupid, most likely a combination of all 4. Biologically, humans start mating in the teenage years, if you fail to perform this basic evolutionary task you are going to be bitter and delusional, I mean just look at poltards, they are white knights crying about women's lack of purity when, in reality if you look at history women have always been riding the cock carousel.

If you didn't get laid in high school/ go to prom you won't make it

only 3 of us?

As I've told you Veeky Forums is full of normalfags. Go to /a/, /g/ or to /v/ if you want to be with people like us.

I have no problem with Veeky Forums being full of normalfags from /pol/ or /b/ or whatever, they make me good money and that's the bottom line.

yea no kidding...it's almost as bad as Veeky Forums here

>Anyone else here still a virgin?
No fuck off.

Hard to get laid if you don't leave your mom's basement. Spend some of that crypto on a nice place and car. Be friendly and bitches will come to you.

>I was hypersexual as a kid
>kissed my first girl at the age of 5
>played with a girl naked at the age of 11
>had a threesome (two girls) for the first time at the age of 13
>made a total fool out of my self that time, got really embarrassed, the girls got mad at me
>felt like I had been totally frozen out by the girls next day in school
>felt like the girls had spread rumors about me to the other girls in my class
>social anxiety started to develop
>got hooked on porn
>10 years later right now, and I haven't even seen a single girl naked since

I fucking hate myself for knowing what KHV means.

I lost my virginity at 26

you can do it too, user

If you are honest, please answer this. I'm not considered with the fact that I haven't had sex in 10 years. What I'm concerned about is how the girl will react once I make it in bed. Can they tell that I'm inexperienced? That is really embarrassing to me. I have watched many hours of porn, maybe that will help?

It won't matter. The vast VAST majority people are pretty bland and unoriginal in sex, and most people(even girls) are just happy to be having it.

Now take into account the fact that you can't pull ANY girls, so the next girl you fuck will probably be atrocious, I can guarantee you that she won't care how you perform, she'll just be happy to be getting plowed.

Also you probably beat off a ton so I doubt you'll blow your load early.

where you at, user? i'll hold your hand and go on a date with you, maybe bump shoulders and stuff. At least give you a decent girlfriend/date experience. I think everyone deserves it once in their life.

>once in their life.
God damn what a miserable existence. I take that stuff for granted.

When I lost my virginity the girl said "Do you even anatomy?" - direct quote. Doesn't matter, had sex.

So what if she had to tell me what to do? Still got my dick wet. You're concerned with being embarrassed while you are sticking your dick into someone? LMAO

>last girl I had sex with told me “thanks for shaving” in a sarcastic way

Lol

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What do you have to lose.

Wasted my 20's on sluts and degenerate partying. Come to Portland I'm a killer wingman. Hope you can handle your liquor, fren.

I''m a wizard. 31 and haven't received more than a kiss on the cheek. No BTC. I cast spells daily though.

But I'm a socially awkward fuck, I have a friend that's a really good wingman as well but even so I spill it my spaghetti after like 5 mins. then they get away from me. Like what the fuck man. This has happened twice in a bar

What do I do to solve this problem?

This. Everyone should quit having sex and let this miserable species die.

Escalate and quit being ashamed of your penis. Girls just wanna have fun. Indulge them. Emphasis on "them".

>tfw 27 and still virgin
>used to joke about being a wizard but now its actually happening
>will actually be a living meme

Kill me...

How do I go about doing that?

Go to a boxing gym and learn how to make physical contact with a stranger without getting embarrassed. Extra credit is taking a dancing class. I recommend Argentinian Tango just try not to get a boner.

Learn to eat pussy, tonguelets don't exist

Work out, at least run to lose fat

Eat box get pox, faggot. Eating pussy is for beta male cucks who clean up the mess after I'm done.

Handholded kissed 21 yo virgin is here. Btw, have a lot of opportunities to lose my virginity, but Idk why I'm always changing my mind and refuse to fuck that sluts.

Sorry for my english, I'm russian commy.

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You should just go fuck a few whores so you stop thinking of sex as some magical wonderful thing. How much does a decent hooker cost in russia, Vlad?

23 y/o virgin poorfag here.
would gladly swap the kh for 90 btc desu

B-But if I make it i'll find a gf, r-right?

sex is overrated. id gladly trade my roasties for your btc

>If you haven't had sex by the time you get out high school, you are mentally and socially developed
We're all gonna make it

you can still make it, lots of guys lose their v card in their 20s

I've only had sex with three girls so far, so it's not like I'm a huge player, but once you are comfortable with fucking your first girl, you'll get more

25 in a month

>held 3-5 hands
>kissed 2
>they all have families now

you must learn to live in the pain

I didn't ask for these feels, you fucking cunt. Women have 10% smaller brains on average tricking them into taking their pants off isn't hard.

my neighbor close to my age just had his wife leave him with 3 kids and she took everything they had in the house and left him with it so I guess it could be worse

90-140$

lol

Fuck off lying faggot

awww so many 25 yr old virgins in this thread i'm so sad. talk to a fat girl or something idk ;_;

26 reporting in. 200K net worth. also a pajeet so I'm double fucked.

I'll be 27 next month user.

It's too late for me. Wizardhood awaits

Thats what they want you to believe

you can just take it up the ass. the orgasms will make you never want to stop.

kek has spoken. so let it be written, so let it be done merlin!

>MFW NOT A KHV BECAUSE A GIRL HUGGED ME AT ONE POINT.
>MFW ONLY A KV
looks like I'm outta here boyz.

bruv the reason ur khv has probably lead u to having 90btc...
Id rather have 90btc and still be khv, than otherway around

Weird, I suck dick for crypto

t. crypto thot

I had the chance to lose my virginity to a tinder girl once but I didn't have any condoms and didn't want any diseases