How do you drink your coffee?

I drink my coffee before it's cool

I like my coffee how i like my slaves... black and still with a nice crema on top.

I can only drink [obscure hipster brand] coffee using my [overpriced meme coffee maker] and if you don't agree, you're a moron.

every way under the sun

frozen espresso be the best

I'll have a venti pumpkin spice caramel mocha frappe latte squad goals yoga pants brunch soy milk extra stevia please

>brand
Jesus, could you be more of a middle class tool? I bet you've never even travelled to a coffee-producing region and spoken with the locals in the native language.

Black

I like mine black, thick and bowel-moving

Good one

I drank coffee before it was cool.

I like my coffee just how I like my women, hot as hell and nowhere near my dick

I like my coffee like my women, black and bitter

I like my coffee like a like my anus, full of cream and beans

I have to wonder about this post. Why does it exist in this thread?

I like my coffee with milk and sugar but if I don't have any then I'd settle with black. But really I'd take anything else like ice coffee or frapuchino but that's too much work.

I like my coffee like like my money and my pussy, un-urned

I like my coffee how i like my women. With my dick in them!

is this thread actually a joke

Can someone explain this "before it was cool" meme to me? I don't get it.

I let it cool enough to be drinkable then down the whole cup

Black.

because coffee is traditionally served hot, as opposed to chilled or 'cool'

that being said, i drink black coffee by the gallon from my job because it's free

LOL!!

>Black.
Ahh, you like it the same way your wife like her bull

No, that's the explanation for OP's post. It is not the explanation for that response.

I don't.

the OP's post is worded in a way that is nonsensical in the context of the joke and is meaningless. that post we're talking about is the actual joke.

You have got to be kidding. OP was funny. was a boring dork.