Eating habits that indicate flaws in a person's character

>Eats steak any way but medium rare or rare
>Pretends any cultural dish is immune from being bad
>Doesnt know how to eat meat off the bone

> eats meat or animal products

Disgusting. Lacking moral fibre

>putting food in their mouth

If you eat oreos at all you're probably a fat shit

And probably literal fibre

You can always tell the fat fucks who think everyone has the same self control issue/bad genetics they do

>Tfw skinny, eat MacDonalds twice a week and hear my fatfuck but constantly dieting co worker talk about how fattening it is

I used to work with a bitch like that.
Claimed McDonalds was the devil and on a work outing for a meal she even ordered a small salad with water.
A few days later her Facebook is lit up with all the McDonalds Monopoly coupons she'd collected.

When americans stick their tongue out before putting food in their mouths

Like Jack?

Jack?

fucking newfag

Veeky Forums doesn't have newfags.
Either you belong on /b/ or you're projecting.

Fuck you icing is gross.

>When people try to argue that it's alright to hold your cutlery in the opposite hand because you're lefthanded.

>When people ask for "dry" red wine (or make a similar request that shows they know absolutely nothing)

>When people ask for salt, prior to tasting what they have on their plate

>People who don't eat the salad when eating out

>People who drink any kind of soda

>won't eat lamb fat
My dad won't eat any kind of fat at all and insists that no one else should either. The funny thing is that whenever he makes steaks he will leave the fat on but expects you to not eat it and if he catches you trying to eat it he'll attempt to stop you while screaming about how unhealthy it is.
He's a good cook and I love him but holy shit man let me eat in peace.

Veeky Forums - Shallow & Pedantic

>swallowing before chewing for atleast 30sec

>>eats Kit-Kats without snapping them
i do this because i am a man?

There is literally nothing wrong with eating the crust first. if I order a pizza, I'm eating every crust first. Then I'm too full to eat the good part and I save it for the next day. What do I have in the fridge waiting? A disc of the best part of the pizza

>>eats Kit-Kats without snapping them
Snap them in the package so you don't do it with your hot hand and melt the feeble chocolate. Also, use the package to hold them. Fucks who like to get their hands dirty and never wash make me so mad I get literally hot under the collar.

>>eats cereal with anything that isn't milk
>>won't try anything new, ever
Surely these two contradict each other?

>won't eat cookies without milk
I've never had cookies with milk, am I missing something?

this is true insanity

literally eating the thing that is there solely for you to hold the pizza slice without getting your fingers covered in tomato sauce or grease

>A disc of the best part of the pizza
...that's been made far worse because it's no longer fresh.

What's the point in "saving the best for last" if that process reduces the quality of what you're saving?

>eats with mouth open
>smacks food
>wastes food
>doesn't compost
>fries chicken in bed

So you leave the best part in the fridge so it is less good when you eat it and just eat the crust when the Pizza is all fresh and warm?

>nothing wrong

they have knives and forks in developed countries you know?

do you eat a sandwich with a knife and fork?

no? so why do you activate autism when it comes to pizza?

>Pretends any cultural dish is immune from being bad

I'm of the opinion that any dish that is famous and enjoyed by many people can never actually be bad. Its simply you have to eat enough of it or food like it to enjoy it. I've been able to acquire a taste for pretty much every food I've disliked simply by forcing myself to eat enough of it. So far the only foods I haven't been able to conquer are coconut and natto but with both of them I have been able to start eating a little bit

>uses Himalayan pink salt

>has no concept of calories and eats any time that they think about food like a goddamn animal

I genuinely and whole-heartedly believe that fat people deserve to be executed.

youtube.com/watch?v=fyMxwrk2txM

>talking while chewing
>chewing with open mouth
>double bites
>using his fork like a shovel
He really is a fucking pig. Trump was right.

fuck you, eating the crust first indicates that I am a responsible person, and I'd rather get a hard task out of the way before enjoying life

>being this mad you don't have enough food to eat whenever you want

>t. Amerilard

I hate cookies without milk for the same reasons I hate eating peanut butter and jelly without milk.

Yes.

Dunking cookies in milk is awesome.
Go do it. Now.

>People who don't go /out/ into the wilderness and forage for their own food
Fucking spoiled little shits, I tell ya'.

I get arrested for doing that though.

Shouldn't have gone on old man Bill's property then!

For what reason?
You're supposed to look up what plants you can and can't take, and on which properties you can take them.
>Tfw uprooting invasive species with the local park ranger
pure bliss

Hey man, peanut butter is great

>people who buy cases of bottled water and only drink new bottles
Because if the bottles sit for too long, the plastic leaches into the water. And there's some nasty shit in plastic.
I drink bottled water because:
- It's assured clean when I'm away from home
- It doesn't spill or full of dust like an open container
- Easily available
I keep a bottle under my bed, and a couple in my car, for emergency hydration. And a big bottle in the chiller at work to stay hydrated and awake.
I'll drink tap water at home just fine, but bottles are just practical. And if I get out of my local area, I'm unused to the bacteria.

>not eating the pussy
>not swallowing the cum

just being honest

Do you eat anything but cereal? If not, you might need to sit down a bit and think it through real carefully.

this tbhh

>people who drink any type of soda.

Really nigga

Enjoy your heart disease, skinny fuck

Weight is only one manifestation of an unhealthy diet

>my friends tick most these boxes

help

potatoes are a starch, not a culinary vegetable.
they don;t fucking count.

>>eating the icing,
unless its very thin and it never fucking is, icing is for plebs.

>>Vegan
people who cut out entire distinct cultures of food and food without animal products are fucking cancer. just because you eat meat doesn't mean food without it is awful. stick to tendies

>>eats cereal
I'd shorten it to this but i suppose thats probably taking it too far, Cereal is just a fucking trap option though and it's like wasting a feat on armored athlete.

>wont try anything new ever
hypocrisy is magic. eat your veggies you fucking tendie

double dipping is always acceptable if you just turn the food around (obviously only applies to foods that can be turned around)

introduce him to this.
openheart.bmj.com/content/1/1/e000032.full
if he doesn't read it the TL dr is canola oil is normally worse for you than saturated fat.

>>swallowing cum
fucking straight girls.
not that I wouldn't swallow. what kind of person goes down on someone then spits it out? theres no safety to worry about at that point, all you are doing is making them feel bad.

>And if I get out of my local area, I'm unused to the bacteria.

Jesus how fucking fragile are you?

I don't think there's a problem with not eating the icing on a cake
The icing a lot is super sweet and actually makes me feel light headed

I used to be a busser in a busy restauraunt and it made me really judgmental of what people leave on plates.

>People who eat chicken wings and leave a big ol piece of meat on the end.
>Anyone who eats their ribs with a bib and a fork
>If you havent had a food that involves a multistep process to eat before (Such as whole shellfish or whole Artichokes), trying to look cool and do it your own way instead of asking for help.
>Ordering stuff like Nachos/Chili Cheese fries/Loaded Tater Tots with every ingredient seperately plated.
>"Just the patty please, no bun"

Outside a restauraunt:
>Anyone who chews with their mouth open
>Anyone who eats food on thier mattress.
>Adding A1/Sriracha/Ketchup to everything you eat.
>Owning Bacon Salt

How much of Veeky Forums is on Veeky Forums?

>Most red wines are dry, with the exception being some dessert styles of red wine such as Port. Most red table wines, such as Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot, Zinfandel, Pinot Noir, Syrah and wines from these grapes such as Bordeaux and Burgundy, are completely dry.

Sweet reds exist, user.

>being so poor that you have to cook for yourself instead of paying other people to cook for you

Here. I would argue that most people here who participate in genuine cooking threads are fit, or at least not fat. Most people who cook in my experience generally care about what they eat, hence the time spent on cooking forums learning how to cook.

Most fatties I know eat mostly take out or microwave shit and don't know how to cook anything.

If I was a billionaire I'd still cook for myself at least occasionally because it's fun.
Making one of your favourite dishes on a friday night with a couple (or 12) beers maybe with a show or podcast on. That's comfort.

>bacon salt
what? such a thing exists? ill keep my eye out for it

Eating candy bars regularly after the age of 12.

>cookies without milk
What do you want me to wash it down with? Or do you just want my mouth to be all chocolately and crummy?

why is it not okay to hold cutlery in opposite hand if they are left handed?

My wife's son wont eat the crust of his sandwiches and I cant fucking stand it.

I still love him

>sauces
>packet
WTF

I am still voting for Trump just to rustle your jimmies :-)

/thread

>for emergency hydration.

You sound so pathetic it's unbelievable

>Because if the bottles sit for too long, the plastic leaches into the water.
Because that wasn't happening already before you bought it.

this must've been the dumbest thing i've read all week

>people that cant eat meat when they recognise it as part of an animal. ribs liver big parts on the bbq

Cuck detected

It was a stuffed crust, you fucking degenerate. Anyway, biggest ones that come to mind are
>pre-saucing your fries
>eating diet anything
>eating a raw and un-sauced steak just because "I'm a le real man XD"
>eating eggs with a solid yolk
>preferring margarine to butter
>putting anything, ANYTHING on your tendies aside from good ol' fashioned ranch
>not liking pickles on your burger (you're basically removing 80% of the taste wtf)
>won't eat something solely based on "muh can't stand the consistency"
>won't eat desserts based on "looking adult" reasons
>won't eat ketchup

Any I missed?

Wow... You were born in the late 90's weren't you? I fuckin love the original stuffed crust commercials man... Especially the ones where the pizza slice got abducted by aliens and was probed with a cheese syringe to give it stuffed crust

> drinking coffee
> eating soup
> pretending noodles in soup is not soup
> putting ketchup on hot dogs

>asks Veeky Forums for cooking advice

>He is anal about ettiquette when this isn't a formal dinner nor dinner at a restaurant.
>Shits on vegetarians/vegan by principle because a particular vegan cunt annoyed him.
>Have stupid reasons to not eat a certain kind of food (ie vegans for moral reasons that will contradict themselves around fish/dairy/bugs products).
>Considers alcohol like a way to get shitfaced, doesn't know how to drink during dinner.
>Drinking soda during dinner.
>For non vegetarians, eating only beef pork and poultry.
>For anyone who isn't a child being forced to try something he doesn't want to eat, requesting to be served the saucy dish without it touching the side of starch.

Also this isn't really reflective of character but it really grinds my gears:
The store brought "sauces" that are not at all like the sauce of a dish, usually very sweet, kinda sour from vinegar and full of spices. Talking ketchup, that japanese sweet and sour prune and vinegar sauce ect...
>Putting them on anything other than fries or cheap snack foods.

>using ketchup
>using frenches yellow mustard
>thinking that, in this day and age, eating sushi is exotic and an accomplishment

Biggest:
>not wasting food a host took time to prepare for your whether or not you like it or it goes against your eating principles. Obvious exception if it would cause an allergic reaction

that was supposed to say "not eating food a host prepared for you"

>bad genetics
people still believe genetics make you fat? sad.

this

pretty much everyone who is currently cutting and craving food. source: me

I used to have ceral with strwaberry yogurt when I was a kid

>frequently eating frozen food
>"I hate water"
>"vegetables? ew"
>"fruit? does gatorade count?"
>soda all day every day
>why am I always feeling like shit, user?

Doesn't eat food because they heard a meme fact on the internet.
>o-oh I read peanut butter companies allow 2 rat hairs per jar
>d-didn't you see that unilad video where they pour coke on the pork?
>I heard you can clean your toilet with coke, that can't be good for you

This

If you consume animals or animal products, you are a deeply flawed individual

overindulging to the point of obesity is really the biggest one, right?

>he doesn't like cold food
Hot pizza is good, leftover buffalo chicken pizza is better.

>eating pussy

that's beta cuck behavior.