I've tried all kinds of burgers... bar burgers expensive restaurants burgers, AAA prime beef super expensive burgers...

i've tried all kinds of burgers... bar burgers expensive restaurants burgers, AAA prime beef super expensive burgers...none can compare to 5 guys double cheeseburger... i can only remember 2 orgasms i had while eating burgers and they were 5 guys burgers... trust me its expensive but its worth the price....but only and only if you ask for the following toppings: tomato, mayo, halapenio, lettuce, hot sauce, bbq sauce, and extra cheese. no more thant that or you ruin it. also ask for cajun medium fries and coke.
this is heaven...like heroin... my best moments of my neet life.

oh yeah forgot mushrooms, never forget to ask for mushrooms!!!!!!!

>halapenio
Most offensive part of this post desu

no fuck u im drunk and i forgot hoe to spell it deal with it

fuck im hungry now

>Trying to shitpost this hard
I think we all can agree that Shake Shack is god-tier and infinitely better than Five Goys

This

>wavy fries

Shit Shack

we dont have shit shack in cuckland canada so fuck off

kek muh nigga

>He gets his shakes from a shack.
I bet you get your pizzas from a hut.

>get off long day of total ass work
>coworker best friend gets out an hour early
>rideless
>hit him up tell him i'll buy him food to drive back to work and take me home
>he scoops me up and his girl comes along
>we go to Smashburger
>smash a "Spicy Cowboy" with a chocolate oreo shake
burgers are so good man they so hit the spot once in a while

>best moment of life is eating a cheeseburger
lelmao dude, like what this is you

I know, right? Americans, baka.

lel dat crabby patty picture...and wtf is shashburger? never heard of it, must be inferior

I always get a bunch of toppings on my 5 guys burgers and then they get super soggy and gross.

The buns fall apart its gross as fuck. I blame everyone but myself.

dont be greedy bro, moderation is key to deliciousness.

ruined it

wtf u for real? surely u got autism if u dont like mushrooms, only autists dont like mushrooms.

Five Guy's is bland and overrated. Smashburger is where it's at.

>Buying burges from a chain
>Not buying burgers from the hard working local chef, that creates every burger with passion and attention to detail that your minimum-wage-working hipster that didn't get a job after studying creates.

nothing quite compares to having five guys in your mouth.