>have Chinese gf >one of her friends is a chef >all that hotpot >all those dumplings >basically bring him any ingredient and he makes something delicious >pic related
Picked up 6 pounds of live crab for $20. FUCK YEAH.
Why haven't you integrated yourself in to the local asian culture. Those fuckers love food more than anything
Christopher Campbell
>one of her """" friends"""'
Camden White
Top cuck Is this the new "my wifes son"?
Camden King
Heck yeah, OP. I made friends with this old Chinese lady who owns the local Azn market. She's been teaching me all kinds of cooking tips; inviting me into their restaurant kitchen to share food & teach, etc. It's awesome. I guess she's surprised to see a white boy buying chicken feet, pork blood, etc.
And don't limit yourself to Asian. There's plenty of other cultures who can teach you a lot of awesome cooking stuff.
Justin Mitchell
He has a wife, you dumb cuckposters.
Logan Hall
And? Its traditional Chinese practice to keep a concubine if you have enough to money
Adam Cooper
He doesn't, though. On both accounts.
Luke Morales
>Its traditional Chinese practice to keep a concubine No it isn't, fuckwit.
Jace Butler
> implying asians dont have affairs
Charles Thompson
My gf wanted you guys to have this photo.
Wyatt Thomas
Progression of the crab.
hhhnnngghh
Adrian Bell
Judging by that ring your "girlfriend" is clearly married.
Camden Smith
uhh yeah it is. Wealthy land owning Chinese would almost always have as many concubines as they could afford which was usually one or two. They would help their wife out with house hold tasks such as spinning and weaving silk or other handicrafts as well as raising children
Charles Long
Yeah, shes definitely guilty.
Jaxson Foster
HAAAAAAAAAA! Gook Fantasist BTFO!
Cooper Scott
that ring that is clearly on the middle finger? you are as blind as a bat, and as dumb as your mother.
Adrian Roberts
You think he took a pic of his sister or something?
Leo Lopez
Her "friend" is probably leaving the nuts hanging out each time she tells you she is leaving for "cooking" lessons.
Ethan Stewart
Look at the size of that hand, obviously transgender.
Joseph Hill
Ladyboy?
Asher Harris
Time to feast!
Jackson Long
You fags wouldn't whore out your gf for free food?
Jacob Cook
Who's eating the chips and chicken nuggets and why aren't they sitting at the kids table alone?
Jack Myers
Actually we are. It's nice with something savory to go with the dumplings.
Gf agrees.
Juan Morales
What's wrong with her thumb? Cripes.
Chase Martinez
What's with the cucking trend in Veeky Forums? Why would anyone do this
William Baker
Look at it.
JUST LOOK AT IT
THAT'S FUCKING JUICY
Liam Clark
Does it matter?
Explain the wedding ring.
Robert Reyes
It's on the middle finger, not ring finger. And it's far from a wedding ring. Our wedding ring will be handcrafted by me from gold I will extract from the earth somewhere in Yukon.
Kayden Carter
>I will extract from the earth somewhere in Yukon.
You sound more cuck'd than OP
Cooper Williams
I AM OP, you flying mongrel.
And explain how it's cuck to craft something like that.
Austin Gutierrez
He wants you to pay 2k to the diamond jew.
Cooper James
Because crafting makes you cuck? That's two strikes
>'Friend' who cooks >Crafting
Jonathan Cruz
>Paying for diamond ring
Mining and Blacksmithing are the newage reddit tier interests
Brayden Ward
The burly old guys over at /diy/ would like a word with you, son.
Also, you're on the COOKING board. Of all places to call someone a cuck for crafting something, it's here?
Austin Roberts
>burly old guys
You mean the young guys who pretend that they are old? Blacksmithing/Mining has been ruined by the reddit culture
Every bearded guy wants to be a blacksmith and listen to shitty metal
>cuck for crafting something
Food is a necessity but being cuck'd into making rings and gf ''''friends''''
Adam Perez
You are a disillusioned idiot if you believe that.
Go get laid. Sounds like you need some love.
Colton Turner
>so jealous and confidence barren that he doesn't even want his gf to have male friends I don't think he can get laid user.
Robert Gomez
keyword: would In the modern world, it's flipped in that Chinese women hold as many cucks as they desire due to the fact that there are now almost 2 Chinese men for every 1 Chinese women, and statistically not many of those women are attractive enough to be desirable.
Ethan Cruz
there are literally like 2 chinese people that live in my town
Juan Nelson
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date But a year to make love she wanted you to wait Let me tell ya a story of my situation I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation The way that I met her was on tour at a concert She had long hair and a short miniskirt I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof" I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused I said, "How do you like the show?" She said, "I was very amused" I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man, " she tried to pretend She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend" Come on, I'm not even goin' for it This is what I'm goin' sing
Christian Collins
>marry white girl >Parents flip out >Only child that is not divorced, didn't have some bullshit cheating shit going on
Sorry but white is right
Jason Moore
I know you're trolling but how the fuck do people think this? In the past 5 years I've lived in Miami, NYC, LA and Portland, and Portland was the only place that was remotely like this. But it's okay since their craftsmanship is shitty and they usually go out of business within 6-8 months. I can't think of anything more futile than being mad that a business that's gonna be inevitably shut down. It's like being mad at ineptness, you'd rather that these hipsters were great craftsman, so then you'd be socially allowed to accept their faggy music and dyed beards.
Aaron Walker
Post feet
Jonathan Evans
Looks good OP. Save me some leftovers.
Elijah Nguyen
>Mining has been ruined by the reddit culture You need to get out of the Veeky Forums bubble and take a look around the real world for a while, blacksmithing I can find somewhat understandable even if I don't agree, if you are using reddit as a byword for 'an increase in popularity and image which I don't like', but "mining has been ruined by the reddit culture" is some of the highest grade Veeky Forums mouthbreathing autism that I have seen. What do you even mean?
Carter Hughes
She's a big girl
Jaxson Reyes
FOR YOU O R
Y O U
Hudson Peterson
fuck me I want all those dumplings
Jason Sanchez
Right back at you
Anthony Edwards
dude who the fuck eats crabs with dumplings with fries and tendies with ketchup
Christian Martinez
which faggot country are you from OP?
Adam White
an adult who wants to eat crabs with dumplings with fries and tendies with ketchup and has the means to do so
Leo Scott
holy shit eat some vege you fucks.
Sebastian Scott
>>liking a skill that requires effort, diligance, and expertise is reddit holy shit you cucks are faggots. are your shitty egos that threatened that rather than someone being in a relationship while you're forever alone, you actually hate anyone with a jealous fervor for knowing a skill you don't? particularly ones that have been in use since the dawn of civilization?
Noah Baker
I find it hard to believe that some Chinese bureaucrat didn't realize how stupid it was to condone the murder of millions of Chinese babies just because they were female.
Jordan Perry
10/10 would smash post noods
Jordan Stewart
Never underestimate the depths of human stupidity.
Samuel Foster
Uh they didn't. Infanticide was never condoned by the government. Granted they had the one child policy but the punishment for having a second kid was not too kill the female one.
Nathan Baker
While the government itself wasn't the one literally committing the murder, they surely ought to have known that this would happen after implementing said one-child policy.
Angel Gray
ITT Muh OP's GF is cheating on him
Are you all alone forever or something? What happened to this being a food discussion?
Evan Cox
>hey guys i know a cook and he makes delicious food! >umm that's nice Not like this was a quality thread exactly for discussion to begin with.
Gavin Lewis
You are danish Arent you ?
Angel Campbell
>it's a Veeky Forums brag thread
fuck off idiot
Nathaniel Watson
That's cool man. My Chinese lady friend's parents are so so at cooking, so I guess it's luck of the draw. Cute GF, by the way :^)
Noah Johnson
hot pot, dumpling are simple dishes that lazy students make when they do get-togethers even that saute crab is not impressive
sure, i don't doubt his friend is a chef but unless op tells him to stop being so lazy, there's barely any discussion to be had here
Kayden Cooper
BABY YOU YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEED
Gavin Mitchell
>tfw your asian qt3.14 gf is cuter than some one else's asian gf you should be embarrassed user
Jayden Richardson
>white """"males""""
race-mixing is not Veeky Forums related, sorry fellas.
Matthew Jackson
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Henry Nguyen
>forgetting to crop your image
good thing you didn't save the full size you lil trickster cunt ;-)
Jonathan Cox
I didn't get a chance, thats why I posted the thumbnail. I want to see the image.
Charles Perez
>squinty eyes >foresight Pick one
Carter Hill
And (You) say he's just a friend, And (You) say he's just a friend.
Angel Cox
who eats dumplings without proper dipping sauce
what are you, some sort of mongoloid
Jackson Smith
She looks cute, good job user. Jealous of your fucking crab deal too.
Jordan Martinez
MAYO AND THOUSAND ISLAND FOR DUMPLINGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH