Who is your cookfu, Veeky Forums?

Who is your cookfu, Veeky Forums?

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Lanshu. Always Lanshu.

Even when it isn't a photoshoot style photo, she is still gorgeous

cooking waifu
not descriptionfu
not jobfu
not endearing traitfu

My one and only

>resting bitchface: the face
You can tell they took like 1000 photos of her because she couldn't smile, and they picked the one where she looked least like a scowl

That pseudo-smile is probably because someone in the background spilled a tureen of boiling soup on their crotch right at that instant. It went back to a soul-withering scowl a fraction of a second later

Bitch face always seems hot
>tfw she wont try to cook you or spank you with a spatula

I want him to take me to Flavortown.

I like bitch face too but I don't care to be spanked by her, I'd rather be the one spanking. Or, preferably, just emotionally abusing her to the point where she smiles and pretends to be happy in public, but when I'm fucking her she just lies there like a dead fish, glassy-eyed. Because even pretending to enjoy herself sexually is not allowed. Tears would be allowed though. Not required though, I am no sadist.

Great taste.

The blonde cooking chick on youtube with the jiggly ass. Can't remember her name.

>plastic buttons
pleb

>french knots
patrician

>cloth buttons
hack

Killer rack. And I'm not talking about the lamb shanks.

>rack
>shanks
Idiot

Douchebag

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Cooking with a dog in the counter.. Really fucking nice..

retard

Don't shit on Hitlerdubs.

My cooking goddess


Dont judge me

No no Francis sits still on a stool next to or behind the counter

Fucking fat plonker

Rachel Khoo of course

my burgyjigar

>implying women can cook
user, you have to realize that women are inferior in every way even in areas where society tells you they should be good at. Most good cooks are men.

Don't you talk shit on Francis motherfucker, he could kick your bland ass any day.

Azizam, shoma Farsi baladi?

>women should stay in the kitchen while men work
>women are inferior cooks and men are better
Choose one user

>inb4 'yellow fever'

doesn't count when you're asian yourself ;)

Laura Miller

youtube.com/watch?v=8OQqkh97S-Y

her voice is fucking shit

funny and cute

No one, because I'm mentally damaged, but not to that extent.

She got in an accident a while ago didn't she? How is she now?

Gorgeous.

YES

ewwwww

that dog is cool as fuck dude

new videos are coming out, so I guess she's okay

Mah nigga

The texture looks pretty terrible.

Also, why do vegans have to label everything as vegan? Why can't they just be pancakes?

my nig

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Who did qt?

Gordon Ramsay

The one and true King of Veeky Forums

taytay

haha

baking is easy mode, how can he fuck it up this badly

Cool it.

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Superior taste my man

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Her tits look amazinf, she doesn't show her body off enough. It's hard to tell if she's got a hot chubby body or skinny or what

superior TAYSTE!!!

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>Taytay and Lorde will never make you breakfast in bed

i'd settle for a 3way t b h

chinky eyes and the body of a 10 year old boy

I agree, she's perfect

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>faggot without a dog detected

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They are quite funny, also, I want to fuck them in the face.

Shit I remember these chicks from a thread a while back. Often pretty dark humor. They are kind of awesome.

Just from the picture, it seems clear that the dog is an ingredient.

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this fucking girl right here

her tits are prretty much perfect

don't be gay user

I thought she was 35 but she's actually pushing 60

what is the secret with asians?

we suffer looking like we're teenagers until we're 40, then we start to age from there

also manlets

>sour_grapes.jpg

>you're asian yourself
I'm so sorry for you

Needs more husbandos.

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Christina Tosi

I'd lap up her cereal milk any day.

You, sir, are a man of great taste!

I came into this thread to post pretty much this. I love Kate.

This. They are actually funny with great timing and I'd fuck them in the face any day.

>not hilah

ugh

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>projecting

Sorry this isn't /pol/ or /r9k/.

Hella f*cking epic use of bogeymen meme breh

Rough day?

Raise you a Chen Kenichi

They look like cinderella's 2 step sisters.
That is kinda cute in a way tho.

Agreed

>Dat culinary genius

HHNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!

I FUCKING LOVE JAMIE OLIVER

Fuck your whores.
I would go on a five day long bender with the greatest man ever in the cooking show business.

who is this fluid druid?