What's the right way to drink rum?

Any alcohol that markets itself to be enjoyed with coke is absolute garbage tier and not worthy of the money (morgan, jack). They RELY on you to kill the shitty flavor and impurities with the mouthful of sweetness from the coke.

Can someone explain this comic?

>not eating inside your car

It's like you want the cashiers to judge you

Captain Haddock is an alcohol.

Captain Haddock was lost at sea with Tintin in a rowboat.
Tintin is asleep.
The captain gets into a stash of rum that was part of an emergency supplies package.
Tintin constantly whinges about the captain's drinking.

In this one, Tintin isn't on the rowboat.
I'm sure Alan caused a mutiny and cast Haddock off.

>he doesn't know his Tintin lore

With ur throat.

When it comes to ass shots vodka is better. You want it as clean as possible.

Guy above you was correct.
Read the last panel.

>Aaaah!... the stuff keep the That's to cold out!
>Poor l-l-He's asleep! little chap! fast

>What's the right way to drink rum?
Alone.
Late at night.
Gently weeping.
Feeling the pain of knowing she left you because you couldn't be all she wanted.

>works at McDonalds
>their judgement should be important to me
hahaha

How was the movie?

I drink my rum with coke, maybe ice, slightly on the strong side if so.

By pouring it down the sink while sipping on whiskey.

dark rum, ginger ale/beer, lime juice, and ice

Jack and Coke taste fucking delicious. I don't care if it's shit tier alcohol, it's a god tier soda.

From a friend's brother who lives at the réunion:
Ti punch or as is.
Acceptable brand are: dameoiseau, trois rivères or negrita

>shit tier alcohol is god tier soda.
You realize how fucking stupid you are, user?

never
ever
accept
the ice

rum is the superior liquor. respect it

Traditionally, you pour a set amount into a mug, add a good squeeze of lime juice, and top it up with water so it won't keep.

Or you could drink it the traditional jamaican way, and drink it straight from the bottle with friends around an oil drum fire, while eating jerk chicken and smoking weed.

Ti punch for the men, mojito for the womens (this is btw a great way to make women drink, mojitos are very deceptive), grogs for everyone in winter and straight from the bottle for pirate larpers.

Fuck you and your feels you rode in on

>straight from the bottle for pirate larpers

Yo ho ho! Love to larp, great way to go outside and be social. I'm a /r9k/ tier fatass but I love to roleplay as something I'm not, usually a merchant lord of some sort

These fake burger shills are actually making me crave a delicious quarter pounder with hot freshly cooked fries, and an ice cold coke. Except not mcdonald's, probably gonna go to shake shack or wahlburgers.

By the bottle, from the bottle until the pain goes away