Why do so many people hate coconut?

I am literally the only person in my family, other than my maternal grandpa, who loves coconut.

All my siblings, both my parents, aunts, uncles, everyone. We're the only ones who like coconut.

Fuck them though, I bake him a coconut cream pie when I go visit now.

fresh coconut is awesome
go to fiji, ask a man to pick you one
he'll make a hole in it with a machete, you put a straw in and drink the juice (very hydrating, nature's sport drink) then he'll hack the whole thing open and you scoop the flesh out, it's like jelly

dried coconuts are bullshit

>cream pie

Fag

You need to polish your retromeme abilities

how much is many? where?
I think they are more people who love them in the world then hate them....

I was molested by a coconut as a child.

Greentext story pls

I'm eating one right now, shit's pretty cash if you rinse off the disgusting juice.

Fuck off Saya.

My father was a coconut and an alcohol and it destroyed our family.

>not embracing pie

Cunt

>dried coconuts are bullshit
please leave this life now

He's right.

I used to hate the consistency. But after having some locally grown roasted coconut when I visited Hawaii, I was converted.

I know that feel ;_;

I believe you have to shake it all up

mold

It's due to a gene mutation,

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopyor_coconut

It taste amazing and much more expensive than the pleb coconut

What are you eating dude? They don't have any disgusting juice.

Coconut juice is awful

This god damn pleb

Sorry you like the taste and texture of watered down semen

If you think the milk from a young coconut tastes anything like a coconut, you need to stop cumguzzling because the cum has overloaded your tastebuds.

Go to an Asian market and buy yourself a young coconut, take it home and open it up with a cleaver. Place straw inside and drink.

It's fucking amazing. The shitty "coconut water" that you buy at the supermarket is gross and it's a meme.

I have half a dozen young coconuts in my fridge now and they are delicious. You can use the flesh for cooking after you've drunk the liquid too.

It tastes bad.

Desiccated coconut is like eating thick hair.
Fresh coconut flesh is like if the inside of your mouth started peeling off but it tasted terrible.
Coconut water is like a bad tasting almond milk - something that only has flavour going for it.

Coconut milk is good as an ingredient in curries though.

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I like coconut but cant stand coconut oil. Funny because one of my favourite chocolates is cherry ripe

What can I do with the flesh of a coconut besides eating it raw?

It's been scientifically proven that only fags hate coconut.

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Tastes like ass straight from the nut too, no matter how old it is.

look at it, smell it. those are two of the big dogs right there.

I like it. But I snacked on a bag if it without looking at how much fibre was in it. I've never had worse shits in my life. 3 hours of fucking pain.

I was in Vanuatu and the native guys showed us some of the different ways of preparing coconut and one method was to let it sit on the ground so long that the centre hardened up into the texture of moist foam. Was pretty good.

Because most americans only have access shit tier coconuts to base their opinions on.

>Young coconut is almost impossible to find in the US
Stop shopping at shit stores.

This is foolish and incorrect, the access isn't the problem but rather the conscious effort to go for real coconut instead of a fucking Mounds bar.

We have this same retarded discussion every time someone makes a thread about coconuts. It was established a few years ago by anons on Veeky Forums that coconuts sourced from the Pacific somehow taste better than coconuts from the Atlantic.

coconut hairy like balls