Beer experts: frat boys

Beer experts: frat boys
Wine experts: women and faggots
Whiskey experts: people with masculinity insecurities
Vodka experts: alcoholics and slavic nationalists


Am I wrong?

You're not right!

I like wine, its historically very manly actually.

Yes, you're wrong.

You're right about wine experts. Beer experts are hipsters with beards who go on and on about craft beers.

well i drink vodca and im not slavic sooo youre wrong

implying staying up all night to keep your vineyards from freezing is not manly

it's time to stop the internet, kid.

I disagree

>Beer experts: frat boys
Mostly hipsters.
>Wine experts: women and faggots
Just faggots, regardless of gender.
>Whiskey experts: people with masculinity insecurities
Correct.
>Vodka experts: alcoholics and slavic nationalists
Not sure why you repeated yourself here.

whisky experts: the probably have an interesting story to go with it

Frat boys drink Natty or Busch or some other piss OP.

i just drink whisky to get drunk and because it tastes good

Beer "experts" are almost universally hipsters. The kind of people that won't even look at you if you don't exude the same aura of self-importance.

Whiskey experts think Clint Eastwood is badass even though they can't name more than 2 movies, have at least 1 pitbulls and probably supports the Oakland Raiders

>our year

Fat neckbeards in cargo shorts are anything but hip

>Am I wrong?

Yes, yes you are.

>experts
Anyone who calls themselves an "expert" in liquor who doesn't get paid to do that shit for a living should be ridiculed.

>beer experts are hipsters
lol no. thats people who THINK they are experts on it. Heres a beer expert. My grandpa. He used to brew beer for 40 years. Had a secret recipe. Hes now 90 years old.

Depends where here in France pretty much everyone older than 25 is a wine expert. Especially if you have origins from Bordeaux or Bourgogne.

I prefer tequila.

rakia master race here, vodka is for women