Why doesn't Veeky Forums like bacon?

Why doesn't Veeky Forums like bacon?
It's delicious.

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I've eaten bacon every day for the past few years.

Because it is a meme.

I wish you'd fucking die.
Life's tough.

the thought of someone taking a picture of me buying bacon and posting it online for meme status dissuades me ever making the purchase

Are you a social inadequate?

I'm a long time Veeky Forums poster and a longer time "channer", I'm going to be honest with you. I find bacon revolting. I used to love it, used to put it on everything, used to post about it on /b/, those were the days.

Then we noticed other people liked it too. It had to stop. Those faggots on Epic Meal Time were the final straw, though they were kinda funny before they got noticed by everyone else. Now I see bacon and I am DISGUSTED. I think of Gaia I think of Reddit, tumblr, youtuber egofaggots, all those disgusting people that probably get in a big circlejerk and pretend to love bacon because it's so cool now. I'm not sure because I NEVER go to reddit or any of those other places (the thought of them liking bacon makes me retch) but I'm certain that's what is going on.

I pick it out of salads, I pick it out of burgers, I fuck it off from anything. Bacon is for poser gaia shitters. Bacon is dead.

> Changing tastes based on how it's viewed by people you don't even care about.
You sound ridiculous.

I second this.

It's really not though, at least not on its own. Bacon is only really good when complimenting other flavors and isn't a dominant component if the dish

Do you have a grease collection? pic is mine.

are you fuccbois aware this is a pasta?

that stuff on the picture doesn't remotely look like bacom we have here

Bacon is fine, it's the companies that make bacon flavored mints and ice cream and say XD bacon guisse :)))))))) that are the problem

Back bacon is great but streaky is GOAT

Bacon is 100% acceptable for breakfast. Outside of breakfast, it's only acceptable on sandwiches and burgers. Bacon in ice cream or candy or wrapped around meatloaf or whatever nonsense is just bullshit and an absolute waste and misuse of bacon.

Because it's haram.

Still nowhere near as foul as /b/'s piss/cum bottles or /mlp/'s pony jar project. Though still odd, why do you do it?

Why is most American bacon streaky? In bongland I rarely see streaky bacon and when I do it's in speciality shops.

Clearly he is on the Spectrum

2/10

>pony jar project

tell me more? for reasons...

Not him, but...for cooking. Lrn 2 utilize m8

What a waste of a get

"lrn2" speak english, "m8"

The only image I've saved and I haven't gone into it much. Can be found by searching pony jar project on google. Grim shit.

Fuck sake

>not saving his grease

Fuck you to the dearest


I was fucking eating dinner

Just another reason to detest ponyfags.

Reminds me of this
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Because it tries to kill me everytime i cook it

only if it's dry cured, all the plebs eating wet cured bacon disgust me

Meme food that got popular to an obnoxious degree during the past decade which forces contrarians to hate it

Sausages are better.

A jar of boiled cum and a pony figurine

Food try kill u?

who the fuck doesn't like bacon?

what am i a jew or a muslim? no fucking thanks

Which reasons?

kek. i hope this is satire, because it's literally why this board doesn't like it. bacon tastes great, who gives a fuck what reddit thinks. the majority of reddit likes mcdonalds too, but every fat person on here still eats it

it's the logical course of action but then the /tv/ and /v/ faggots would be mad of course

i mean i'm down for funposting if the quality is creative but crossboarders are just recycling memes from their spawnboards and it's not funny anymore.

Every once in awhile I come across a post like this that keeps me going just a little bit longer knowing that there are still a few adults left on this website.

>Why is most American bacon streaky?
They like the fat content I guess.
>In bongland I rarely see streaky bacon and when I do it's in speciality shops.
You can get it in any supermarket.

It's not an either/or situation.

Just because something's a meme food doesn't mean that you shouldn't like it

good triples

It's cause most of us eat it crisp to the point the fat shatters when bitten into but the meat is crisp but does not quite shatter. It's the best tasting at this exact point.

+1 vote

What the fuck is that?
It looks like fukken ham, you don't put ham in the pan

This

no it's bacon