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I think the spaghetti at Jollibee is like ketchup and noodles if I remember what my parents told me. My Filipino parents think it's terrible.

Do you mean American like how they like shoving food in your face?

I had their spaghetti once, as a kid. So sweet and gristly that I shudder to recall it even now

they opened on in the dubai mall last may
there were so many phillipinos lines up they had security guards and those snaking barriers they have at banks

Parts Unknown: Manila

youtube.com/watch?v=lS-c1oKMJOg

fucking awful

based mark shat on that garbo

don't you fucking sully Carl's name with the meme text you god damn retard

>"Ugh I hate myself"

I live rather close to one and have been there three times. I think it's pretty alright. Nothing special. There are times when I do have cravings of certain items. Not bad though. 7/10

Ask a native

youtube.com/watch?v=h1M4AXb7HKg

jollibees home to the most fucked up looking mascot and spaghetti with ketchup on it.

>chickenjoy

lel

All I know is Filipino spaghetti is super super sweet.

I don't think I'm a fan of Filipino food. Anything good is directly influenced from China or other SE Asian countries.

youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

Flip spaghetti is one of the worst foods I've ever had the misfortune to interact with. Truly horrific stuff. So bad, it's turned me off of trying other Flip foods.

there's a couple locations around here.
i usually go to get the spicy fried chicken and a bowl of rice.

Place serves

>Spaghetti
>Hotdogs
>Burgers
>Chicken
>Breakfast

All at one fucking place?

It's like the Philippines - a mishmash of random shit producing the Filipinos.

Not too sure about it I live in Virginia Beach I know there's one by me but I don't hear too many people talk about it.

After America shit on Spain, the Philippines became an American colony. The Philippines would be Hawaii 2.0 but when the Japs invaded in WW2, the Filipinos sided with the Americans and fought the Japs. As a reward, America granted the Philippines independence and now it's just another generic 3rd world shit hole.

fun fact: a recent study found that America is ranked #2 in which country loves America the most. Number 1 was The Philippines.

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>tendies are the most appealing thing on the menu

wew

As a Filipino, I'd like to say that Jollibee is nothing but a fucking sham. You pay good money for a small serving of shitty food. You're better off using that money somewhere else. From what I know, Jollibee at the US is just there to lure overseas flip workers for nostalgia.

utter garbage. only fast food I've actually tossed in the trash. ruined my opinion of flips

food sucks

There's one in the Seattle area when I used to live there.

It's ok.

I wanna try the tuna pie.

The lesson I've learned living in an area with a large Filipino population
Don't trust any dish that involves noodles because they have no fucking idea what they're doing (it looks and tastes like something a hobo would cook up) and they have a real fondness for BBQ meat (or maybe that's just because over here one restaurant has some mild success with it and others are copying them)

Ida know.

Here where I live you get the same six restaurants repeating over and over every five miles. I'd love to have something like the Bee here because the shit I got is fucking bored and boring.

OK well I've been, and its pretty flip OP. The spagetti is sweet like they like it so that's a no go. But their chicken when I had it was pretty damn good. Its more of a novelty for flips than anything.

Their fried chicken is really good. Can't remember getting anything else from them actually.

Yeah when i lived in koreatown in la there was one. Iactually think thats the same one they went to in the show but anyways its fucking gross.

Filipino food is litereal low tier trash food.

Those burger steaks sound so shit

I used to live in Brunei when I was younger.
A few chains there, only ever had the cheeseburger and I remember it being very disgusting (compared to McDonalds).

>bases an entire culture of food off of a fast food chain

stay juvenile

I'm filipino there is probably 2 things I'll eat there, the spaghetti I like sweet spaghetti, and tuna pie something they serve only in lent season. Don't eat jollibee states side the prices are retarded. 50 pesos is about 1 dollar, spaghetti in the philippines is 49 pesos, in america it's 5 bucks. Biggest ripoff ever. If you guys want to try something try philippine kfc rice with your chicken and free gravy you can drown your plate with gravy and it's the best.

Well that and my best friend since grade school is filipino and ive eaten and cooked with his family before and yes their food is shit. Just a mish mash of other peoples shit.

W-whats wrong with the tendies? Why does everyone on this board hate tendies? Why cant i enjoy some delicious tendies!

The fuck is wrong with them.

fuck off you brown trash

It's seen as simple, childish food for people with undeveloped palates. While it's sort of true, there's nothing wrong with enjoying tendies every now and then.

theres one in woodside queens nyc

tthe bubble desserts are one of my favorites

>burger steak

lol

not even a flip, I'm american and hamburger steak is a thing at least where I live. It's exactly like that too. A ground beef patty covered in brown gravy and usually onion and/or mushrooms. Usually served with rice.

come on now, hawaii isnt nearly as shit as the Philippines. give us some fucking credit you fucking haole

He doesn't need to. Hawaii is already better than Flipland but you live so far away so you probably don't really matter much to foreigners unless we're talking about vacation and volcanoes.

>bases an entire culture of food off of a fast food chain AND one random family

continue to remain juvenile

>it's a "/pol/tard continues to be a cancerous faggot on a board for cooking" episode

Yeah I live near one, never gone. The filipinos who live in the area like it though.

do they have lumpia? Seems like a huge opportunity cause every now and then I get a lumpia craving and have to hassle the old lady next door to make me some.

I doubt it. It looks like its basically a Flippified version of McDonalds and KFC.

user traumatised in childhood by their beetus spaghetti here. The tendies are pretty good, actually, had some the other week.

$22 for that shit, nigga iz u jokin

there are a lot of them where I'm from, never ate there though because
>filipino food

yes, they have it. bit pricey, though. you should buy one of those big packs they sell at the asian market for the same price

this thread reminds me of my Filipino co worker

We all have Filipino co-workers, dude.

If everybody actually thought about reading up on history, the Philippines would have been the 50th American state, not Hawaii. It was just due to our dumbass president at the time who wanted to be a commonwealth and shit.

Yeah, it's pretty good though.

America was the Philippines' hero that's why we love them so much.

That's only one idiot tho. In America there's sketti. youtube.com/watch?v=OT1X2FBf7hw

Yeah, it's also called salisbury steak in other countries. Well, it's what it was derived from.

Also, not to be very particular about food, but don't knock it til you try it. Bourdain thought the same way at first.

It's shit except for the chicken. The Philippines isn't a burger eating country to be good at making them.

Well my mom is Filipino and all her food is pretty dang popular here in Texas within all my co-workers.

Our third-world palates love it. The taste of banana sauce in Jollibee's spaghetti reminds us of our ancestors. The chicken and palabok are decent at best, though.