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Veeky Forums I ate some oysters last night and now my leg is all messed up. What the hell did I do?

What the fuck

get to a doctor immediately, dont post on Veeky Forums you dumb fag

BARNACLES

You're turning into a merman

Go to the ocean now or you're gonna dide

post a timestamp or sit on it

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Shit man they cursed you, you gotta bring their king the golden hair of a unicorn's mane to lift it

timestamp proof

kek

Were they raw? It's probably a vibrio vulnificus infection. Get to a doctor asap.

stop doing krokodil

Fake

>Blue triangle in ops post
>Image Search
>Google
There, now you guys can stop being such idiots

>implying the OP would lie to us
Seriously go fuck yourselves.

Just rub some bengay on it.

I'd recognize Marn's leg anywhere;

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fat fucking viet scum

Once, I thought I had the bubonic plague. Turns out, it was just syphilis.

That's what I was thinkjng

Stop playing mika you bum

The oysters must have been moldy, and now you are.

Your turning into an oyster
Good luck OP

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