Who's an alcohol here?

sounds a lot like my college """career"""

>in college
>everyone getting drunk and socializing/fucking
>gets drunk alone on Veeky Forums

>implying people in college drink socially during finals week, especially on a Monday night

are you still in high school, or did you just never go to college?

I AM William Wallace!

I typically don't enjoy eating while I'm boozing. I prefer the empty stomach drunk. After I am inebriated I will eat dinner and pass the fuck out with a gallon of water. Lessens the hangover and sobers me up quicker beings in that I have to blow into an ignition interlock to start my vehicle.

Quints confirm it.

you really must never leave your room...

No... Evan is better than Jack Daniels

kek, I go to a fairly notorious party school, no one is out tonight, how do you think I became an alcohol? not by sitting around by myself

Lol my first quints and I mostly lurk hardly ever post

Check these quints peasants, I am a Scottish nobleman

I'm also op, and sons of scotland, i am William Wallace!

Before we let you leave this thread, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, out his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse

In honor of my quints tonight everyone on a is an alcohol. Now, what are you drinking tonight?

you sound like a massive faggot. "fairly notorious party school" doesn't mean shit when you are a loner faggot sharing drinks with Veeky Forums

exam week was literally 24/7 drinking... holy fuck your only obligation in an entire fucking week is maybe to turn in a paper and bubble some fucking scantrons.

The trouble with scotland, is that it's full of Scots! *laughter*

kek, so you went to a shit school where no one cared about graduating. did you drop out?

Those repeating digits

>graduating is hard
>undergrad is impressive
>you accomplished something

lol

Come at me England!

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I dropped out and banged ur mom, bitch sends me a check every month

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Empty bottle, cigar, braveheart tell me my problems

Syke not empty

smartphone battery about to die, switching to dekstop

You think you're better than me or something? You think because I'm an alcohol you're somehow better than me? Well Fuck You!

To all the snob-nosed cunts, the mothers against drunk driving cunts, i'll raise my glass to you!

pic-relasted teenage ass always related

D-did s-somebody say teenage ass?

Fresh off the Reddit boat eh? Too young to appreciate a fine cigar with some fine whiskey?

Lol I was just like you once, kid

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Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Veeky Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Veeky Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

Hhhh

Lol faggot mods...

>is supposedly out of college and above the age of 22
>still browses Veeky Forums and spends his time making fun of a college kid for drinking and browsing the internet during exam week

lol

Thise quints are so epic.

Its like you were expecting it or something...

Are you impressed by my repeating digits?

Check these doubles

No really, check em

Quints man declares everyone drunk

And president trump

Fuck it, this is now a President Trump thread

Quints man decrees it.

these go well with scotch