I've just had breakfast

I've just had breakfast.
AMA.

I am having microwave spaghetti leftovers for breakfast. How do you find the motivation to cook in the morning?

I enjoy getting up early.
Seize the day.

Seizing the day with a Veeky Forums AMA, wew lad.

Enjoy your disgustingly soggy sausage OP

Aside from the fact that your post doesn't make sense, I really doubt the OP is British and eating a full English on account of it being 14:12.

I can only imagine the smelly sticky turd that breakfast will produce. Enjoy your itchy butthole, op.

Pros:
>Black pudding is great

Cons:
>egg out on its own at the exterior of the plate
>only 1 egg, 1 sausage and 1 bacon
>1 and a half slices of bread (wtf?)
>supermarket frozen hash browns
>mushy tomato instead of firm grilled whole tomatoes
>way to many beans taking up most of the plate
>square plate
>all round presentation is poor and looks like it was plated up by an autist

1/10 would not eat

dear god I'm an Asian through and through but I would obliterate that English style breakfast in a second. can't stop the inner westaboo inside

I'd give this 5 stars but the tomatoes look gross and the hash browns do not belong

You seem to be quite the picky consumer.

>bread looks disgusting
>no mushrooms
>sausage looks awful, bacon medicore

I'm so sick of seeing the fucking baked beans for breakfast meme here.

If I consume roughly 12 beers a day (lonestar, so decent American pisswater), consume a diet mostly comprised of unprocessed foods and am reasonably active, how long will my liver hold out? 5'10, 150lbs, with no major medical issues, beyond my nightly alcoholism.

they say 10 years is enough to start causing real damage. I am fucked....started drinking dads rum before school when I was 15. On an empty stomach. Daily weed and tobacco smoker too. Try and eat well is the best thing I can say. Take multi-vitamins.

If you want any chance living past 60 drink as much water as you drink beer.

Stop before you're 30 and you should be a okay. Continue past that and enjoy dying at 56

Are those just literally canned diced tomatoes on that plate? Jesus.

oi m8 r u british

what bong is it

What's the consensus on the "english breakfast" meme?

How long did you spend on the shitter after that?

What's it like living under Sharia law?

Where are the mushrooms?

>bacon, sausage and black pudding.
>sharia law

lol

It has skin on you thick cunt.

I'll agree with this excellent post that the plating is horrendous

>that sausage obtrusively functioning as a phallic division
>rectangular mass of beans and triangular mess of tomato mush serving as some sort of grotesque, geometrical modern art statement in conjunction with the square plate
>protein sources just bordering the staples like a horrendous afterthought
>clashing colors are precisely and thoughtfully juxtaposed to induce queasiness and discomfort in the viewer


10/10... if your breakfast is a modern art masterpiece intended to induce suicidal thoughts in the art critic.

>sharia law
Missed all the pork products, genius?

>beans directly on the plate

savages

Now now this is not that kind of board, watch your language

Look at those sausages . .. . .. just look at them!

not even memeing, that is the worst "full" English I've ever seen.

would a vegan breakfast please his majesty instead?

What triggered you, faggot?

This is just awful.

What is the stuff on the bottom left and bottom right?

english breakfast is disgusting

Thank you for your useful contribution to this thread.

This is a real Britbong mans breakfast, not a restaurant photo-op!

Not toast but goodness filled, fried bread.

What's the purpose of a placemat that is almost entirely obscured by the plate?

ok

Dunno really, force of habit I suppose.

>No Black Pudding

DISQUALIFIED

haha this stuff is good and takes 5 minutes to make. haha pudding for breakfast.

97 cent! 97cent! ahhhahhahaaha hardy har

You stop making it groggy. It's a habit you need to break out of. Wake up, do your thing, don't force yourself to be energetic but don't feel miserable just because you don't have a lot of energy. That's the problem with a lot of people. Have a calm and relaxed morning.

When you suffer years with anxious sleep and mental disorders from an abusive childhood and an abusive home and have to actually make a conscious effort in figuring out why I can't sleep and enjoy your mornings, you'll see what you're overlooking.

nice blog
can't seem to find the subscribe button

>meme

What's wrong with a square plate?

get out you left handed freak.

Perfectly normal to use fork in dominant hand, since it does more work. You use your fork to stab, hold in place, scoop and transfer to mouth. Your knife is used on the odd occasion you need to cut, in which holding the food in place requires greater strength anyway.

Do you use your left hand for pasta? No knife needed there.

Right proper full English here:
>2 sausages
>2 rashers of bacon
>2 hash browns
>baked beans
>2 fried eggs
>black pudding
>mushroom
>1 slice normal toast
>1 slice of fried bread

>orange juice
>tea or coffee

do you normally stick to reddit tier food?

It triggers some random person on Veeky Forums

Is that salsa?

>Blood sausage

Not bad

4/8, its missing a runny egg....you people are disgusting.

>1 egg
>over cooked
cya

No, I am 'cack-handed' .. I have always held my fork, in my right hand, but I write with it too and wear a watch on it.

The second user said something about, cutting food up and using dominant hand . . . .. I understand Americans eat this way but in Britain we use the knife and fork simultaneously cutting as we go.

Even though the first user called me a ' left handed freak' to some extent they are right!

I can't cook for shit. But some mornings I make some French toast for myself. Check the gif for how I make it. How to make the perfect French toast?

How long before your colon jumps ship?

NOTHING CAN BREAK US
NO ONE CAN MAKE US
GIVE OUR RIGHTS AWAY

ARISE AND SEIZE THE DAY

Sugar on toast? Fucking disgusting.

This girl knows how to make a real full english.

Though personally I'd up the bacon to 3.

NO BROWN SAUCE!?! WHAT THE FUCK