So I got myself a small bag of Doritos, and as I got to the bottom I found two of these nugget looking things

So I got myself a small bag of Doritos, and as I got to the bottom I found two of these nugget looking things.
I took a small bite out of one, wondering if it was one of those dubious 7/11 monstrosities and discovered to my dismay that they were both large clumps of pure Dorito powder.
I quickly went and spat out what was in my mouth fearing a cinnamon situation, and threw away the second as well. Standing over the trash can, I squeezed the second and it broke into the two clumps you see there.
What the hell, Veeky Forums?

Here's the first. Literally the size of a chicken nugget.

save that shit for seasoning user

Think this one is more focused

Should've just washed it down with your mountain dew.

quality posting, btw, how well did it go in /v/?

It didn't, Mememeister, this is a Veeky Forums exclusive.

i think you might have a slenderman infestation

Well shit, I'm honored and impressed.

>doesn't even realize when he hit the seasoning jackpot

You should savor it user. Don't be a fool

Qu'est-ce que c'est ?

I work with an obese single mother addicted to doritios

dont throw that shit away i could probably sell it to her

Holy shit you found the holy grail you faggot. Save it for seasoning something.

I have heard legends of the rocks or concentrated doritoe powder. Put in a jar and save it. Its valuable stuff. If you dare take a bit watch out so you don't get addicted

Un homme tres mince et mysterieux qui apparait dans photos aux qualite pauvre avec pas d'explication pourquoi ou comment.

nice studio apartment, i hope that bag of doritos didnt set you off too much this month

>sees one room
>assumes that's all there is

im right tho, i have an eye for poverty

Nah nigga nah
I think you're assuming this just from the fact that my router is on the floor

you know user, taking a picture of another room isnt hard

Should have sold it on ebay, those things go for cash money.

I took the pictures in the moment, shit's in the trash now.

I'm not gonna obsess over the best backdrop for my dorito lumps to prevent Veeky Forums shitting on me

Haha what the fuck is jeb doing with those chairs

Also cooks pulverize doritos to get the flavor and you throw away the flavorbomb
Are you retarded?

>cooks pulverize doritos to get the flavor

This.

>taking pictures of your trash and posting it on the internet
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Snort it

Lucky. That's never happened for me.
I have however, had two Reeses wraps on one peanut butter cup

Congrats, fuckbrisket, you learned that seasoning clumps.

Any other grand revelations you have to show the world?

>when you get an onion ring in your fries

Burn it in your hash pipe, user. Mega-Dorito hallucinations!