What's the best hangover drink, mimosas or bloody mary's?

What's the best hangover drink, mimosas or bloody mary's?

What would you think about a man who drinks mimosas?

Bloody mary. They're good no matter what. I'm gonna have one today now.

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Water

Literally whatever you drank the night prior; hair of the dog works.
Then load up on water and electrolytes.
Eat some fresh fruits and veggies, make sure they're low in acids.
Stay away from the greasy and heavy foods, they actually prolong the hangover despite how delicious it is.

Then just ride it out.

Neither.
Vodka, straight up.

two fingers of jameson

The best is a different alcohol than what you're hungover from, so you don't accidentally smell it and puke on my bed
but bloody mary's are good if you don't want to really drink again, they're just so complicated

try a prairie oyster

A michelada

sleep

club soda, seltzer water
alkaseltzer

bubbles for the burp,
alkalai to neutralize your stomach acids and the alcohol in your gut
salt for those electrolites

no sugar becuase fuck you

From those two, Bloody Mary. Actual best is saline shoved in your arm, so drink some Gatorade. Or make your own shitty version by mixing a third of a teaspoon of salt and two of sugar into a pint of water or tonic.

This shit is really nasty but it works to some degree along with allot of water

I'll usually just have a beer...

A sip of orange duce.
A sip of whatever fizzy drink you have in the fridge.
Put on some frozen food rich in sodium (anything frozen.)
Molest your cat while you wait.

A finger of Hornitos up your butt

>bloody mary
>complicated
Are you serious?

>Literally whatever you drank the night prior; hair of the dog works

yes
i don't have time to be getting out my blender and tomatoes and olives and shit
i want to quietly pour a drink and sip it in the dark with my eyes closed

Tomato juice, garlic, Worcestershire sauce, celery salt, pepper, hot sauce. Let sit over night. Wa la. I use horseradish too.

Whatever you thought you were making it wasn't a bloody mary.

>he gets hangovers
top kek m8, enjoy your inferior genes

18+

Caesars are objectively better than Bloody Marys.

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You're not hungover if you have any desire to drink

>greasy and heavy foods prolong the hangover
I'm gonna need a source on this. I've always found that a pizza and a gallon of water does the trick for me, albeit I'm still fighting a hangover for longer than I'd like.

200mg magnesium, water

Pickle juice

Mims are good if you haven't had a chance to brush your teeth yet. A bloody mary is good to complement a morning steak and eggs.

Drink both.

FINALS

This. Also if you can get someone to fix you a nice, quick soup with lots of garlic in it, that's one of my favorite things to have for a hangover.

I'd think, god damn his wifes pussay must be good, he wouldn't do that if it wasn't