What are some good recipes for crab Veeky Forums?

What are some good recipes for crab Veeky Forums?

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crabcake

It's emberassing but go to the doctor and he'll get you a little comb and some shampoo. Clears it up. Most of them are very professional so don't worry too much.

1)Crab (not Krab, they're too hard to find in the wild)
2) Water (should be wet)
3 Crab Boil (it's a seasoning you boil in the wettest water you can afford)

Take them still alive, and put them into the boiling seasoned water by their hands. When they stop squeezing you for dear life, they're cooked just right and will just get tougher. Don't eat the arms/hands you were holding, they're undercooked.

A lot of crabs don't need any seasoning in the water except salt. Should also be served with some butter.

What type of crab is used in a crab boil with seasoning?

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>OP and his thread

Any of these:
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how the fuck are you still posting

go away

Large pot of boiling water
Salt
Live crabs

Throw those motherfuckers while pretending they're death row prisoners and let them simmer for 20 minutes or so.

Crack those motherfuckers open and eat.

not yet.

>go to beach
>hunt crab
>catch crab
crab is served

Crab pie

have them executed.

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Just fucking why indeed.

shrimp alfredo

don't fuck it up and eat it as is, with butter or smth

Dead fish is probably something they'd eat in the while.

OP don't give a fuck, he just wants to shill Barneyshit.

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why must these degenerates exist

Well since no one is actually answering the question, I'll give one of my favourite recipes.

Mix the crab meat (preferably Dungeness) with some olive oil, lemon, and shopped fennel (the part that looks like celery, NOT the bulb). make a simple garlic aioli and serve on toasted bread. Really simple, but it's incredibly refreshing on a warm Summers night.

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crabcakes sound pretty good. you probably wanted something more unheard of, but it's hard to go wrong with the simpler things.

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zucchini crab cakes
2 1/2 cups of grated zucchini
1 egg beaten
2 tb of melted butter
1 cup breadcreumbs
1/4 cup minced onions
1 teaspoon old bay seasoning
1/4 cup all purpose flour
>1/2 cup oil

>In a large bowl, combine zucchini, egg, and butter or margarine. Stir in seasoned crumbs, minced onion, and seasoning. Mix well.

>Shape mixture into patties. Dredge in flour.

>In a medium skillet, heat oil over medium high heat until hot. Fry patties in oil until golden brown on both sides.

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