Food Pet Peeves

>take a bite, then another smaller bite right after
>My brother eats burgers circular. He rotates it as he eats it.
>soup or salad? Then orders iceberg lettuce and ranch as a "salad"
> oatmeal, drenched in milk
> coke in the morning
> white bread, Turkey , American che, and mustard. That's not a sandwich, dick

>white bread, Turkey , American che, and mustard. That's not a sandwich, dick

The only offensive thing about this is that you mentioned "white" and "Turkey" in the same sentence. Sandwich is good tho.

>make someone a meal
>the first thing they do is salt it heavily
Taste it first, my friend.

>ketchup on steak

why even tho

I don't drink at all while I eat. I drink after.

>drinking
>take a bite of food
>continue drinking

Patrician tier eating mannerisms.

>loud chewing

cutting all of the food up and then trying to get a bit of everything on your fork

I know what you mean. I like to walk around with my dick hanging out, a bit of dried shit still visible on the tip. People complain about it all the time. I'm like, what the fuck? It's my dick. Not yours. It doesn't affect you at all.

>doesn't know the meaning of irony

> Chewing with the mouth open
It makes me want to smash his head with a hammer
Also surprised nobody wrote that before. Do you keep your mouth open in America? Like in Japan?

>spreading margarine on bread, then obnoxiously licking it off the knive (looks dangerous), then it goes right back in the margarine
>when making a pasta sauce for example, throwing in garlic at the same time as the onion
>eating a whole uncut pizza with your hands
>leaving a tiny amount of food on your plate and pretending that you're done
>putting too much sauce on your plate and leaving it there

>SLURPING SOUNDS
>CHEWING SOUNDS

ffs, every video game that you drink a potion is like a rude slurping noise. It bothers me so fucking much. I can't ever stand it.

Chewing sound of food I developed because of listing to assholes eating on Ventrilo and Teamspeak. Talking while eating isn't so terrible, but when they have the headset on you can literally hear the vibrations from their bones.

>margarine

It's 7:51 AM on a Monday and I am already triggered and I still have 7+ more hours in this work day.

That's how you know it's good

>not drinking a perfectly matched glass of wine with your meal

>licking margarine off a knife
Is this an american thing?

>friend buys box of crackers / bag of chips
>reaches right in with his unwashed hands and grabs a bunch
>leaves and says I can have the rest

Into the trash they go

Nope, european

I always lick any leftover off the knife, not just margarine. Only when I'm done with the knife though.

We don't have margarine in Europe.

Bullshit. It was invented in France.
I have family in Denmark and Germany and it's widely available in both countries.

The worst is when they have pets, especially dogs.

Having pets at all is fucking gay

I'm this poster: I'm sorry to say, but I'm European and the people whom I've seen doing it are also European.

stay hydrated user

Why don't you just wipe it on the bread, you unhyenaic piece of poo?

>Food Pet Peeves
Dining etiquette. Why? Because it is a mostly useless and obsolete set of rules that doesn't do anything but create an artificial low class/high class distinction.

I get margarine in the UK

underrated post tbqh

preach on

Deciding that while watching a show in the same room as 3+ people, and just as a character's dialogue starts, cramming handfuls of chips in your mouth and licking the salt off your fingers

You sound poor

Drink more water retard

Stop judging us

>lip-smacking while chewing

>>someone is eating sunny side up eggs
>>uses only bread instead of a knife and a fork
whats wrong with that

how is it unhygenic to lick the knife clean

even if you wipe it on the bread there's always a bit left over

I dunno, a big sip of milk goes great with a peanut butter sandwich.

I can't stand to be around people eating cereal. They constantly hit the spoon against the bowl, just CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG. And then often they sit and slurp the remaining milk as loudly as possible. I just have to leave the room if someone comes in with cereal.

I thought I was the only one who rotates sandwichs

Licking it when your done is fine, user is talking about licking the knife and then dipping it back into whatever you are spreading

>put food in mouth
>chew twice
>gulp
>repeat

>eating a steak or something that you cut
>side it with some ketchup or whatever
>sprawl it all over the steak like some kind of lazy savage instead of dipping it
>end up making a fucking mess

Yes, everything you said is correct and I wish to vote for you for President.

>Only when I'm done with the knife though.

Why do you let over the hill stage magicians form your opinions for you?

>squirting the ketchup on the fries instead of dipping them

I was really confused the first time I saw this

there is literally nothing wrong with this. My Sommelier chose my wine specifically to pair with the food my chef made. You better damn well believe I'm going to enjoy my wine WITH my food.

pleb/10, kill yourself, poorfag.

Filipinos arent real Asian

What kind of uncivilized, third-world European country do you live in?

>pummeling your balls while you jack-off so that it kinda hurts but feels good
>can't walk the next day

that's why I always get green tea instead of sweet tea

That shit grosses me out too.

Yes but UK is worst

>Be me back in middle school
>Eat a slice of peetzer with ketchup
>"Eww user that's gross!"

>Watch them gobble baked hot cheetos with ranch dressing

If your mouth opens at all while you're chewing your food, that will be the last time I willingly share a meal with you.

I went out to lunch with some co-workers and one of them smacked their food so loudly and obnoxiously that I thought they were doing it on purpose as a joke. Sadly, this was not the case and I had to stop myself from leaving.

I grew up with many younger siblings, so I think it's like PTSD from when they were all learning manners at the same time.

>the sound of a fork scraping on teeth
No, thats just wrong. If you do it right the fork dosent even come close to your teeth.

The sound of masticating and swallowing audibly, people slurping soups, anyone saying 'aaahhhh' after drinking or swallowing food.

That shit makes me angry and freaked at the same time, i don't really know why. It just does.

>eating cookies
>sip milk while eating cookies

Unparalleled flavor, user. Eating sweet stuff and having milk with it is the only acceptable time to do this.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZVTncA6VE5E

I sometimes rotate my burgers, sometimes the patty moves or pickles are in the middle or something - I don't want my last bite to be saucy bread

>cutting into the meat in 5 different places to make sure it's done

My parents do this ever since I found out I was colorblind and it drives me up the fucking wall

I won't lie tho, it's hard as fuck for me to tell when any sort of ground meat is done enough. Just gotta cook the fuck out of it and hope for the best.

>drinking alcohol

Yep. Never gonna make it.

Your parents cut your food for you?

Make what?