How do you activate almonds properly?

How do you activate almonds properly?

You boil them in salt water, works better if you use himalayan salt.

Even better to boil them in a himalayan's tears.

soak in water for an hour.
It's not exactly rocket science

Except for the part where you have to soak them for -several hours-. If you are gonna drop the rocket science bit make sure you are correct.

There's been that quake recently so it's not like they'll be hard to come by

You call the number located in the individual almonds that were engraved when they were processed from the factory. Use a microscope to locate it and allow 24 hours to register.

What exactly are you activating when you activate almonds?

Veeky Forumss autism

You flip the tiny switch. Is that really so hard to figure out?

>this thread again

Try Google you meme loving faggot.
Sprouted almonds are delicious.

Water with some lemon 12 hours or so

Basically, some retard heard a phrase he didn't understand and decided it was a "meme".
Said individual is unaware of how his ancestors dined and lived due to being a millennial ignoramus.
Said faggot is,

there- i hate knowing this- there actually is a reason.

soaking almonds in water for a long enough period of time disables a chemical that binds to calcium & other minerals. its phytic acid or something, im too lazy to actually look it up.

will it kill you not to? obviously. will you get more of them precious minerals if you do? annoyingly, yes.

or you could just eat walnuts & not be a fag, you know?

but what about activated walnuts?

fuck

apparently its a thing to start the germination process in nuts now

yeah, itll liberate & create a variety of vitamins & minerals. technically. technically, its better for you.

although this process was figured out a long time ago & non faggots call it 'malting'

the ride never ends with health freaks apparently

Interesting. I want to start activating my nuts.

ebin meem xD

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Aren't most nuts in America pastuerized now?

Whoever underlined "homemade coconut " needs to be sent back to grade school.

Put it in your pussy slit. The acids there will start the digestion process.

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whats up with the word "activated"

thats not a food word

at least call them "fermented" almonds or something

What is homemade coconut? Do you chop off your coconuts?

Progressive kids don't poop.

>implying that guy said anything about homemade coconut.

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>"homemade coconut, carob"
the comma means it's two things

>implying he wasn't enjoying a nice homemade coconut and a carob.

>mfw i find an unactivated almond in my organic activated almond bag

>Buy a $40 bag
>Oh boy cant wait for my activated almond treats
>I have to activate them myself
>mfw

>and [no article] blueberry

Wow, how did no one notice how dumb that is?
>So, what else did you have to eat, pete?
Blueberry
>blueberrIES?
No. Blueberry.
>Oh, like a blueberry...muffin or something?
No. Just blueberry.

You're right, it should read
"Homemade coconut carob blueberry goji and stevia muffin" with no commas at all. Moron