What are the best crackers and why are they saltines?

What are the best crackers and why are they saltines?

>inb4 someone posts some artisan cheese cracker made of imported fine aged cheddar and topped with himalayan pink salt which costs $2 per cracker

I like saltines, but just for snacking I prefer pic related

my nigga

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The ONLY cracker for cheese

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My GamGam used to keep those around. I'll say that Ritz also has a place in my heart.

do pretzels count as crackers? If so, them. Otherwise yeah i'm on the saltine train.

Pic related

Triscuits are my favorite.

Sheeeeeit, I used to be addicted to those.

Yep

That + Block of white cheddar = Heaven

Zesta saltines are nice. The cheaper ones are always broken and crumbly.

Say what you want; I honestly don't give a shit.

No, they count as pretzels

3 day old fire crackers are the epitome of snacking...

Carrs water crackers for everything else.

BEST MOTHERFUCKING CRACKERS COMING THRU BEEP BEEP

>fire crackers
what?

These desu.

dipped in milk..

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Grated cheese, ham and tomato bits

yes