Making a smoothie. Veeky Forums decides what goes in. Go

Making a smoothie. Veeky Forums decides what goes in. Go.

kinder egg

an actual bullet

any distilled spirits you have on hand that are 80 proof or above

A stick of butter

blood, sweat and tears

bleach

Ice. Cubes.

a copy of call of duty ghosts

Half a cup of very small stones.

>notice my protein powder is going missing
>ask gf if she's using it
>"yeah, i'm putting it in my smoothies"
>she makes smoothies with kale, spinach, blueberries, banana, milk, and cookies n cream muscle milk protein powder

bl--blruuuguhguhuhg

eat solid food like an actual fucking human being

Four tablespoons of Metamucil.

A coconut

a banana, a handful of strawberries, about two cups of ice, a few tablespoons of sugar, 1 cup of salt, a splash of milk, veggies optional (you wont even taste them but itll make you feel great) :-) best wishes

sriracha and a corndog

3.5 bullion cubes

bread

A fun size bag of doritos

Any nut, almond or macadamia and marshmallow.

3 cups of dinner mints

Nobody cares

nutrience is a waste of time. starve.

4 oz winter black truffle

mfw

cheese
preferably spray

A mouse

cordyceps mushrooms