Hey user! So you're mom was just telling us that you're quite the investor!

>Hey user! So you're mom was just telling us that you're quite the investor!...

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Yea I'm pretty astute when it comes to numbers and such, I've already got 80 dollars in Link, you've probably never heard of it but it's going straight to the moon! Keep an eye out for me in a lambo soon ;)

Theres literally not 1 (one) good looking girl in this room

All of them are ugly, nice standards user

They could all still take turns licking my balls though

i agree, please delete this thread.

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I spent a solid 5 minutes trying to find one, couldn't

y-you too

these ones look like they could be alright

Me on the left

these girls are too easy user, step up your game and higher your standards (pic related)

and yet they're all out of your league

LMAO you mad cause you keep getting dumped by girls like these for chad or tyrone, try shaving your neckbeard faggot

>Not banging low self-esteem uggos as practice.
You'll never make it bruh

You in the chair.
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tell her to fuck off

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GET REKT FAGGOT

i could l i t r u l l y not get a single one of those girls to fuck me if my life depended on it kek

These threads always crack me up

How many LINK do I need to spend to purchase the entire lot?

Kys you will breed with mongoloids. The only Fuck Whore is the blond with the shoulders infront of the tv.

i have already sailed those waves user
kek

Thanks. Yea I'm a cryptocurrency professional, raking it nearly $250k a year from my computer. Don't even need to work anymore. Sure Stacey, you can come over and learn more about crypto. Oh yea, bring Lauren too. The three of us will have a strategy session...

>smile
>nod
>do not speak
>back slowly out of room

>inb4 butthurt, unoriginal roastie says "but that stuff looks fun" - missing the point entirely

brown hair QT #2 and blonde in front of tv are the only ones I am giving my jizz. the rest can watch in jealousy.

Must be a bible study

>Solo cups and cleavage everywhere
nah dude. it's a B tier sorority. contrary to popular belief Greek life is about how much money your parents have, not how attractive you are.

that or it's one fucked up family reunion. they all have the same facial structure. that's pretty common with sororities though.

Ah, gotcha.

Sorry bro, I must've confused "plain religious bitches" with "plain sorority bitches."

Ever hear of UCF? Plain city.

hey mindfulness meditation is one of the best things i have ever tried to be honest

Accurate most srats are just filled with rich fatties who need friends and very nerdy girls who care too much success and image. They might dress nice but they aren't worth talking to 99% of the time.

Frat guys aren't always the most annoying entitled guys at parties but srat girls always are.

>cryptocurrency professional

Is that an oxymoron?

i see you degenerates like to fuck fat bitches. good on you

Yoga and mindfullness are cool. The rest are shit though

>how many link
At least 100k

How do you get the one on the right correct, but the one on the left so very wrong. That's a very interesting set of picks.

#rekt

>you’re mom

christ it must smells like a fish factory in there

"yeah. I'm looking at lambo now. What color should I get?" then proceed to sit down on top on a few girls and make them scoot over. Then I lean back and let them look at phone.

theyre the only ones who look like they have decent souls and bodies that look good enough

learn to read faces better