ok fucking hell
I see this too often on Veeky Forums
Is people complaining about "urhh it gives me diarrhoea, better use a shower to clean it" shit
Along with those fuckers who are using of all things fucking baby wipes
Baby wipes contain cotton
Cotton doesn't get flushed properly, and can clog your toilets, I know that you don't bin shit covered baby wipes so don't say that
Just follow pic related, if your toilet paper is shit, or if you are too scared to have your fingers go through the paper.
Speaking of which, you guys have running water right?
You have sinks?
You were saying to use your fucking shower head so I know you do
Stop being a pussy/integrated into your sexuality and just use one piece of toilet paper for 2 wipes by folding it
AND WASH YOUR COCKING HANDS
Ass Wiping General /aswpg/
Rude post tbqh
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Jesus Christ man you seem really upset
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I am, this is a fucking constant on this board and I'm sick of it
Hard OgreBitch
Long Nutfucker
i take 4 squares and roll them up, wipe, break off the square, fold it, wipe again, fold it, wipe again, discard and continue with the next square, p much never use more than this many squares
Nasty Sperm Expander
Dangley anus blaster
good man, but why do you need to roll them up?
Edgy OgreSmasher :)
I just use "moist toilet tissue" desu mate
flushable baby wipes
Rectal Pussycrunch
but surely if you got a couple danglers then instead of just wiping it off it'll smear everywhere
just simpler that way
I use regular paper to get the bulk of the job done, then use moist wipes to finish it off.
I wipe my dirty asshole with OP's mom's tongue
Fucking PenisSmasher
Nasty Ogresmasher
>wasting that much paper.
2 sheets
wipe and fold in half
wipe and fold in half
wipe and fold in half
wipe and throw away.
shouldnt need more than 2 sheets on a normal bowel movement.
dont be disgusting user
Dangly SpaghettiBalster.
Yeah that seems about right.
Kinky ScrotumExpansion Pak
Op here, saying FUCK YOU
YOU CAN WASH YOUR HANDS
Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
what the fuck is this question
sit down
It's a legit question. I wiped standing up all my life until the yuros on /int/ insisted sitting was better and I gave it a try.
>I wiped standing up all my life
how
It works pretty well, but I will admit sitting is the better way to go. Europeans sure know a lot about anal hygeine.
You bend in half at the waist so your cheeks spread open enough to get in there with the toilet paper. Sitting works better because your cheeks natually open up way further.
I have a bidet, because I'm not a barbarian. You know those my-left-hand-is-toilet-paper brownskins? You're only one rung on top of those guys. Disgusting.
Dangly meme rider
I think I won I'm Kinky DongFucker.
Dank Anusmassacre
Pretty cool fampai
OP here
>bidet
why bother
and yes, I am one of those guys who shits after a shower
>>>/india/
Ohhhh shit here we go.
You are all disgusting
I wipe with my bare hands, like our true Roman ancestors
Tasty Scrotummassacre
those men have spoons. why do those men have spoons?
they actually didn't wipe with hands, he is thinking of the middle ages.
romans, as you can see, actually wiped with sponges on sticks
google it im a history teacher biiitch
yes, and the water in the middle is to wash it.
don't you guys know anything?
I always thought those were for unclogging the toilets, I guess not
oh yeah, you can see the flowing water in that little tunnel, just washes the turd sponge right clean
Now this is what I call a shitpost
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Well, do you wipe literal shit off your hands with a damp rag and call it clean? It costs like 30 bucks and a half hour of your time to attach it to your toilet.
Me, I have one of those Japanese ones that extends its want from the toilet with a heated seat and even has a vagina douche setting (not that any woman would ever sit on my toilet)
W A S H
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Top ScrotumCreampie :/
this uses a lot of paper but it gets your ass clean and you don't have to worry about getting shit on your hands
>tfw tried it and got shit all over my hands
Fucking liar
Nasty ballsackfaggot here
>Grab end of toilet paper
>loop around toilet paper wrapping your hand in toilet paper to desired thickness (2 layers miniimum, 3 if shit felt particularly sticky)
>wipe
>repeat