ITT: industry stories
>be working as a barista/server
>take an order at a table
>"what would you like to order folks?"
>"can be have three cappuccinos, but can we have them very very hot? Put them in the microwave when they're finished
>cup is boiled over, milk is scalded to shit, looks terrible
>"that's perfect, thank"
>mfw
>Put them in the microwave
Do what i ask, coffee wench
>Working in a local Italian restaurant
>Standing by the stove, talking to a girl that worked there waiting for the rush
>Owner comes up to talk
>Goddamnit
>"Hey Molly, I need a volunteer to go down in the crawlspace and clean out the dead rats the exterminator left."
>"How much are you going to pay me?"
>"Volunteers don't get payed."
>molly
>idiot refuses to wear underwear at work
>every time you turn around in the kitchen, he's bent over showing off his plumber's crack
>Kitchen manager gets sick of his shit
>We have olive oil in squeeze bottles
>Here comes the lesson
>Kitchen manager has a squeeze bottle full of oil and he waits to turn around
>Turns around, sees plumber's crack for the millionth time
>Oh shit it's on
>Straight stream down the back end, lubing him up good
>Idiot asks for time off to change his pants
>Owner thinks it's funny as shit, makes him finish his shift with a greasy ass
>Never see plumber's crack again
>Be 17 years old
>Get a job washing dishes in a local cafe
>Show up clean, sober and on-time every day
>Chef asks, "Come in a little early, learn prep cooking, then wash dishes."
>Surethingboss.jpeg
>Be assigned to help Juan in his prep
>Juan is the wizard at making soup
>Juan can take any three leftover ingredients and make a delicious soup out of it
>Juan has a fetish for analingus
>Every goddamn day, while prepping, another story about how he licked a girl's asshole last night, or got a girl to lick his asshole
>Learn prep, refer to him as "Juan, the Anal Conquistador"
>Juan hears it
>He thinks it's funny as hell, refers to himself as "El Conquistador d'Anal"
>Get a job at TGI Fridays for $1 more per hour
>Don't have a Juan to joke around with in the kitchen again
>tfw no cheeky Juan-Juan
Gross bar story time?
>that time a girl drew a heart in menstrual blood on the toilet lid
>that time someone vomited neatly into a pint glass and left in on top of a dollar bill
>that time I was carrying a giant woman to her cab and she peed on me and then the cab wouldnt take her
>that time we caught an indian guy who was just walking around tickling women's butts feather lightly with his fingertips
>the time that frunk mexican guy got confused and tried to drink one of the candles, then sputted hot wax all over
>the hundred times a black guy with a trenchcoat tried to come in and steal shit, then calls everyone racist when they get caught or denied entry
>work at vegetarian place
>have to deal with vegetarian owner
>customers are vegetarian and vegan
>see small children being indoctrinated into this cult
>end shift and go get drunk with co-workers
>on weekends we grill and bbq and enjoy what life has to offer
I guess it works, at least while I'm in grad school.
Well, that was the bad, what about the good?
good
people like that should be shamed
God forbid they get indoctrinated into healthy sustainable eating rather than stuffing their fat fucking faces their whole life
Needs hairy pits...Feminism....
I think you missed the point. It was a vegetarian restaurant.....may God have mercy on their souls
The girls bathrooms are always horrifying, but in a different way to the mens. I had to
take an old palette knife once and scrape a bloody tampon off the wall once. And we had
this recurring incident in the mens toilets where someone would come in and stick shitty
toilet paper to the fucking wall, the absolute cunts.
One time I was hosting for the restaurant I normally cook for and on a hot summer day, in the middle of our tourist season, during our dinner rush, a fat greasy slob of a man told me that if I went to the gym once in a while I wouldn't sweat so much.
Needless to say I was not happy about that. Had the cooks make his food spicy as fuck and he and his methhead wife walked out without paying. The dude also snapped his fingers at me several times. I have a ton of stories but I've never met someone as rude as that guy.
Im not even fat, I'm just not fit.
were they south american by any chance?
>letting a fat ass tell you "you should hit the gym"
Learn to stand up for yourself. I would've flamed his ahh so hard.
>implying he's not right
Rude to say it to you like that but still
>what about the good
there's nothing good in the industry, get out while you still can
>that time we caught an indian guy who was just walking around tickling women's butts feather lightly with his fingertips
butts that don't just suddenly release poo without warning are a whole new world for him, be lenient
ive always been a sweaty guy. a gym membership would be a good thing for everyone, but working from 2-11 and staying up until 3 makes it sound awful
>2-11
>mfw I work in a kitchen and my shifts are 9am-midnight, six days a week
sounds like the start of a gay porn
No, they were natives to my country, who have no fucking clue hoe to drink coffee probably. You can make them a beautiful espresso based cappucino or latte or even a well made pour over and they'll always fucking ask for a pot of hot water to go with it, "so I can top if up if it's too strong or not warm enough!". Pisses me the fuck off.
You'd know.
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>Talking with my friend about his work about three years ago
>Will always remember this wonderful story
>We'll call him D
>D is talking shit about the chef
>Always makes fun of him because he only washes dishes
>'user he always fucking brownnoses the boss too'
>Well tell him that
>'You know what, user, I will!'
>Comes into school after the weekend
>Ask him how it went
>Holds up hand with bandage all around it
>What the fuck D?!
>'He was cooking sausages and I asked him if he was gonna shove them up Murray's (the boss) ass instead of his tongue'
>'But he was trying to cut the links with this big ass chef knife and he just turned and threw it at me'
>The chef literally threw a knife at him
>He batted it away with the back of his hand but hit the sharp edge
>Quits the next day
>Mfw
He must of had some fucking temper.