Who has a bigger dick?

Who has a bigger dick?

Me

probably vitalik
hes a lanky guy
clearly pretty good dht levels also, judging from his face

going to go with vitalik judging by the bone density and weak hairline at such a young age, suggest high DHT levels. he's phenotype is also consistent with some of the more well endowed porn stars

sergey's lack of social media profile also immediately suggest a surface insecurity on his own sexual market value, of which a big component is genital size.

i've got a big link stack, but definitely going with vitalik on this one

Vitalik
I'm sure he's double the volume
I'd place him at 7.2" x 5.4"
Sergey at 4.9" x 4.6"

Vitalik, as chainlink can be shortened to chink and we all know chinks have small ones

Sergey is a grower

penis growth is determined at puberty by the method of testosterone release, not DHT.
DHT is responsible for initial differentiation of the penis [at birth and such] and other external genitalia.
It is possible to have no/ little DHT at birth with female-lloking genitalia and have a massive cock once puberty hits because the way your Testosterone is released.
DHT is initial external differentiation.
Testosterone is external growth [based on how it's released not necessarily how much]

sergey but he’s fatter so part of his dick is beneath his flab. vitalik is a total homo reminds me of chelsea manning i wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up transitioning not even joking. he probably can’t even get hard. high estrogen.

Sergey probably can't even find his penis anymore

This nigga retarded.

OP, to answer your question, Vitalik clearly has a long and thick, healthy dick.

Vitalik
He probably has that semi-retard length

Retards always have huge dicks, I don't know why

He's not retarded, but he must have some retard genes

he's not fat retards, anyone looks fat when you put a picture next to a guy that looks like he escaped a gulag recently

biz.

What is he growing?

Big nose = big dick

Guys, this is fucked up, but hear me out.
I just spoke with the new marketing director of Chainlink and he had some pretty interesting things to tell.

We all know that Sergey has gotten kind of big lately, but the last months it has sprialed out of control. He is now so morbidly obese that he cannot support his own weight. Apparently he used a large chunk of the ICO money to install a huge aquarium in his house. He, and I kid you not, spends 22 houres a day in it to release the strain on his knees and back. According to the MD of Chainlink, he has switched to eating fish food. He says it has the optimal balance of minerals an positive vibrations. But the most fucked up thing is that he is supposedly mating with a clown fish. I don't know if the fish consent or not, but with Sergeys current size I don't think he have a say in the matter. Also, once a day he is hoisted out of the tank and onto a couch so that he can watch his favorite TV show Dr. Phil.

I don't know what to think anymore Veeky Forums. I'm not a professional investor, but I don't think link is a good investment if all of this is true?

Most likey the faggot I will let your guess witch one is the faggot

state of Veeky Forums

sergey has a choad

have you not read the reviews of Sergey's air bnb?

Serg for sure. Linkies have the biggest wangs

I think its obvious

skinny guys tend to have bigger dicks

This picture really goes to show how having a thicker neck makes you more attractive

He really should work out or he could die lmao but he could actually look pretty good honestly