I have acquired a taste for charcoal and dry dog food because of their texture...

I have acquired a taste for charcoal and dry dog food because of their texture. Is there any normal foods that have the same texture of these food items? I just chew them and spit them out because I can't stand the taste of dog food, but sometimes I down charcoal. Help me, Im a very desperate man.

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you have an eating disorder op

please get help

Op here, please do not bully.

ur a faget

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That does not help.

OP, I had a candy once that was kind of like charcoal in texture. Marzipan maybe? It was pale yellow, hard, and chocolate covered

pica, eating bullshit compulsively is a sign of autism.

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if you could remember the name i'd worship you my little user. I'm sick of gnawing on charcoal just to get the nice buzz off it's texture.

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no captn crunch here mate :^)

I found it, OP. May not be exactly charcoal, but it's by far the closest I've had texturally

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It's called honeycomb candy, I guess?

Also known as seafoam. It's not common, I've only had it from a fancy chocolate shop. Really interesting texture though, I liked it

is that a fucking crunchie

Ya

w H e r e d o i ge t these

shit i haven't had a fucking crunchie in a grip man, added to shopping list

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by not living in a third world country you paki

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Maybe butter mint candy

This stuff

disclaimer: I have no idea how charcoal texture is like

>the hell is that
>google file name
>there's an anime about charcoal as a little girl

Fuck's sake.

What the fuck

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that is a disorder user. been there a few years back
i had a craving for charcoal and dry mud. it was the texture as well that got me chewing on this nasty shit.
this is how i got over it (was an advice not my original idea)
get some nougat, bake it at medium temperature for a while until it\s really dry and a bit brownish black.
thank me later.

Good, I didn't like it anyway, faggot.

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Thanks user, but I'll try the super nice candy route first that was proposed before. Can anyone confirm that the honeycomb seafoam candy is similar in texture to charcoal?

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try making meringue cookies, they have a fluffier, kinda sandy charcoal texture.

cant cook for poopy. i burned pancakes once.

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That's perfect, I knew what OP's shitpost was about but I couldn't think of it.

Violet Crumble has a lot more shatter to its tooth texture.

Include a picture I guess.

This. Seafoam is great, and actually pretty trivial to make if you have a candy thermometer.

You basically heat a sugar syrup containing a little cider vinegar until it's the right temp, then quickly whisk in some baking soda and pour it out into a dish lined with greased parchment. It will foam up and then set. Lots of recipes don't feature any vinegar but it's necessary imo- it'll foam up without it but the vinegar prevents any weird lingering flavor or texture from tiny amounts of excess baking soda and gives it a little extra airiness.

can we please keep /b/ lame ass bs contained in /b/ please?

I burned pancakes once too... just follow the instructions they're not hard to make

or keep eating charcoal lmao

I've always heard it called sponge toffee.

Mods, why is shit shitposting thread allowed but actual food related jack threads aren't?

Respond pussies.

fuck jack he can't even cook. and fuck you for shitposting about him

meringues

dat boi

Jack threads have been here longer than we have had a dedicated janitor, fuck you.

This is literally tyrannical.

Fuck off and die.

>implying this is not a food related board
>implying this is not a post about food
>tfw when you're really desperate so you post on Veeky Forums and you get told off as a shitposter

there there, calm down guys

>it's the way it shatters that matters

jack threads are retarded tho

Unholy shit!

This post is about food. Jack threads are about a shitty youtuber. QED

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good thread

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God and Satan declare it so. I never thought I'd live to see Jackposters so utterly BTFO'd

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ITS DAT BOI

>sexts
>it's a post BTFOing that fucking YouTube memer
You've done God's (and Satan's, apparently) work, user.

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Sponge candy, you mean? Yeah, it's pretty close.

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trash the jack threads

get fucked

Parliament has charcoal filtered cigarettes I believe. If you legitimately want that charcoal taste I'd start there

I only come here to report jack threads.

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