EXTRA VIRGIN olive oil

>EXTRA VIRGIN olive oil

Yes?

Feels good having something named after me.

went to Walmart a while ago, made sure their extra virgin olive oil is just olive oil.

also, I'm not allowed to go in a Walmart in my city now.

My name is olive.

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pls be my gf

>implying her name is olive

anal sex maintains your virginity, and ensures you can still go to heaven!

Jesus Christ prefers you take it up the ass

>what is sodomy

Stop that. That's the worst kind of shitposting possible. I bet you come here from r***** just to shitpost because you can't ruin your internet points with downvotes here. I hope you get testicular cancer

>Pulled pork
>Spotted dick
>Clam chowder
>Jerk chicken
>Coq au vin

>That one user who paid for a tranny to take his virginity but ends up getting horribly raped up the ass and degraded by the prostitute and still swears it counts as losing his virginity.

wait, I think I missed that episode.

Pics or it didn't happen

It's a /r9k/ screencap from a few years ago. At least that's the one I think he is talking about.

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bless you, my child

>paying someone to rape you

>tfw you see products with "virgin" in them and see it as a personal attack

>mfw most gay men are virgins

Most gay men have 100+ sexual partners a year.

only the ones that do nothing but receive and suck people off.

Exactly, but anal means their virginities are intact.