Is this the ultimate meme food?

Is this the ultimate meme food?

>no taste
>worse than anything else for spreading stuff on
>people only eat it because mah diet snack food
>somehow tricks people into thinking rice is good diet food
>Wants you to pay 20x more than what the same amount of raw rice would cost

>meme
meme means the food is overly popular.

no one wants to eat fucking dried rice cakes.

unless they have cheddar or caramel on it, then have fun with the diabetes faggots

i used to eat these every day not sure why i liked them

It used to be a meme.

i enjoyed snacking on them when my family used to get them

rice cakes are disgusting, its like eating mold or some shit

they make the same with corn and its pretty good

>mom overweight
>piles of weight loss magazines
>workout equipment everywhere in her house she never uses
>eats tons of meme "healthy" snacks like caramel rice cakes and "low fat" chocolate gelato

I remember when I was sick as a child, I'd get this with smoked horse meat. It was supposed to help, but reflecting on it now, it sounds rather gypsy-like. I'm not a gypsy though.

Sounds like something a gypsy would say.

*kidnapping intensifies*

Same.

A meme food between female students who are too lazy to cook.
>dorm kitchen
>only males are cooking, with an occasional female attention whore
>any year
Pick three.

I do not know why I said that.

Shut up

Suffocate on a rice cracker

Suffocate on more horse cock, fag

...

ha

My mom would buy these under the guise that they're healthy too.

How the fuck hard was it to learn about nutrition pre-internet? Jesus.

I used to eat bacon flavoured ones as a kid and they were delicious. I don't know if they sell them any more.

i like the marmite ones

when I was 13 I was a bit overweight and my mom wanted me to eat these instead of whatever snacks I'd been eating. I ate like 2 packages of them a day though so I gained more weight anyways

I like these
Dry
Hmmm

My mom used to bring these home back in the day. I ate them without complaint, though in hindsight they were basically the most flavorless food imaginable. It's not as bad as eating something that's actively terrible though, like turnip.

If you want to see God then eat Chocolate Orange Snack a Jacks. He will part the clouds and tell you directly to your tastebuds "lol u fucked up dude"

i like the ones with seaweed on them

I like them as a snack once in a blue moon, but they got nothin' on crispbread.

when people say
>chicken parm

I always liked these, they have that bland cardboardy sort of flavor, but in a good way.

My mom and sister are/were big on dieting and always had/have these.

They seem to not be that bad for spreading. I never eat them though, it's like gulping down mouthfuls of Styrofoam