Have you ever wanted to eat something alive? I'm not talking worms or a frog or fish or something like that...

Have you ever wanted to eat something alive? I'm not talking worms or a frog or fish or something like that. I mean something like a dog, or a pig.

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no

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Go into the woods, find a deer and eat it. Assuming you're american, ain't nobody gonna stop you.

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Nope. I wouldn't want to be eaten alive by another species, so I'll do them the same courtesy.

difficult... they then to not appreciate it and try to escape... slicing thin carpaccio from a living animal can be really loud

What about being killed THEN eaten immediately?

The logistics of it wouldn't be worth whatever pleasure you'd derive from such an act. Your question is stupid.

Wait, hypothetically, I am killed by an animal, then eaten? That's cool. I'd be dead and beyond giving a shit.

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Go listen to the Timothy Treadwell recording if you've got the balls

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no because I'm not a fat long haired greasy bastard like you

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Oh well I guess being eaten alive by a grizzly is easier.

I used to tell some girl with really thick thighs that I would eat her legs if she ever left me. She left me. I did not eat her legs

>She left me
Probably because you weren't eating between her legs

Uhhh. I'm not sure it's out there. I listened to a short audio clip that many people believe is fake because it doesn't match up with official transcripts of the audio recording found by rangers.

lostmedia.wikia.com/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell_"Grizzly_Man"_Death_Audio_(Recorded_in_2003)

Anyway, killing something slowly and eating it alive is horrible. Clearly no living creature enjoys it being done to them. Every time I hear predated animals being killed slowly and inefficiently out in the woods at night by other animals, the screaming drives me nuts. How is mentioning the grizzly man's death going to change my perspective that I don't want to torture animals I'm going to eat?

Audio is fake. Only his ex-girlfriend has the full 6 minute tape.

Yeah, apparently. Guess the only people who've heard it are law enforcement and that movie director. Painful death is ugly.

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