Be first time in chicago

>be first time in chicago
>order pizza
>they bring me this

What did they mean by this?

I don't see the problem. Looks like sone pretty authentic 'za to me.

you're just not up on your Veeky Forums maymays

in chicago that's considered pizza

Isn't that just bread with sauce and cheese?

I can't find the pizza in that thing...

You're in a restaurant that just served your food on cardboard. Perform a 360 and head straight outta there

>Bread
>Sauce
>Cheese

....so pizza

this thread is just a meme

>What did they mean by this?

Why is it impossible for some people to make 1 thread that doesn't include some shitty meme?

What is wrong with making your own sentences up?

>NY flatbread vs Chicago breadbowls

which team are you on?

dunno, lol

That is a gourmet vegetable; a classic in fine American cuisine.

>what is the meaning of life
Fuck you. Just fuck you. I thought I had life figured out until I saw this. May the lord Jeebus take your first born son.

literal retard

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Tbh senpai, both NY style and Chukago deep dish are both pretty tits.

Team Sicily mate

Friendly reminder that, as with cookies, the softer and fluffier your pizza is the better.

You don't have to go deep dish, but anybody who prefers thin crust is retarded.

Why does a cooking board hate food so much?

Nu-males have some sort of irrational aversion to Chicago pizza. Pay them no mind.

You come down to Chicago, this city packs a punch. Order a pizza. It's got toppins.

My mother grew up with nothin.

I started out as poor baker over on 52nd and Grand.

You can be like me too, some day.

Does this happen at every pizza place in Chicago or is it just a select few restaurants that they fuck up this bad? Like what happens if you want regular pizza?

better start enjoying breadbowls of cheese

Dummy, this is a troll thread. No one anywhere will serve you deep dish unless you specifically ask for it.

>the softer and fluffier your pizza is the better.

Detroit motherfucker.

Oh, hell yeah!

This is wooba gooba with the green teeth, let me in!

The only good thing that came out of Detroit was their deep dish pizza. That thing is godlike.

holy fuck Veeky Forums is the literal facebook of boards

i swear the posts i read here are like middle aged stay at home moms who are severely out of touch

they want you to go back to /v/, you shit sucking cunt.

both

y'all niggers are salty af

So much dispute over a glorified cheese melt.

I'd cheese melt all over your face bby if you know what I mean.

rate my pizza

It's easier to use memes if you are not a native english speaker

Assblasted Chicagoans detected

Babbys first za thread

My pizza looks a bit funny..

Looks like a typical Chicago style to me

Never had deep-bowl crustless Chicago-style?

what type of person throws away a perfectly good deep dish?

>poor man's chicago deep dish

Just made a deep-dish Chicago-style oven pizza for the hubby. What do you think Veeky Forums?

Will your son's father also enjoy it?

god tier 'triot 'za

I ordered a pizza in Chicago and I got this

wtf?

Yah that's called a deep-dish pizza, welcome to pizza bitch

Chicago deep dish isn't really pizza. It's more like lasanga but circular. Still can be tasty, but shouldn't be called pizza

>tfw too retarded to order a pizza

>visiting friends in Chicago
>go out to lunch
>order an individual pizza
>they bring this

t. cuck

That is clearly lasagna

Looks delicious desu

I don't like new York style, but looks like a good rendition.

>not like crispy hard cookies with slightly chewy pockets of chocolate chip

i would literally let this thing sit on my face

totinos is pretty good when youre starving

why cant Americans make decent pizza?

most pictures i see on here are devoid of any frsh toppings. some salami at best

I am the son of the owners of a pizzeria near Detroit, and I always brushed off the "Detroit-style pizza" thing as a Little Caesar's meme, but do you seriously not have square crusts as an option in other parts of the country?
By far, our rounds sell the best, but I thought a square option was standard in all but the most bozo-ish of chain stores. I moved down to Florida recently, and they don't have squares down here in the place I'm working, but it's a semi-bozo chain store, so I don't know.
Wiki says the squares originated from automotive equipment from the factories or something, which is kinda funny. I never thought a different shaped pan really amounted to an entire "style" though. We don't do that fufu thin ass New York shit, but I don't think most people actually like that anyway.

Have you never been to Unos before??

Why are you here then?

Do you happen to be a middle aged stay at home mom who is severely out of touch?

It's because of the cheese situation.
If you're forced to use pasteurised milk it's not worth the effort really.

It means they think your mom is a slut.