Blueberries

What's the most delicious way to eat blueberries other than shoving fistfulls of them into my mouth?

Freeze them and then insert them into your anus for a cool way to beat the summer heat ;)

The most delicious way IS shoving fistfuls of them into your mouth. I suppose the next best might be to have them as a part of a salad? Fruit salad or otherwise?

Muffins. You gotta put an equal number of blueberries in each one.

Try it in a smoothie with alkalized water, organic spirulina, Activated Almonds, Coconut Kefit, and two organic, free range eggs

I like putting them in pancakes (in the batter and on top)
Here are pancakes I made

This

Do you have any idea how long that will take?

for this I recommend a muffin with carob, blueberry, goji, stevia and a homemade coconut

Fucking this.

Blueberry pancakes made with fresh blueberries are outstanding.

How exactly does one 'activate' their almonds?

>he doesn't know how to activate his almonds
I really hope you're not eating deactivated almonds

Soak raw almonds in water overnight, then dehydrate or lightly roast them.

I usually activate them, I just forgot how for a second. Help me out, punjab

blueberries are the biggest meme fruit

Casino?

Break them and cook them with your oats.

All berries go great with oats.

Even dingleberries.

Make a batch of lemon curd
Throw a handful of blueberries in
Devour

Not very long if you only make 1

How much does a blueberry cost in the USA?

They are generally not sold by the individual berry. Most berries in the USA are sold based on a unit of weight or volume, ounces, pounds, pints, etc.

So they sell individual berries in Yurop?

Yep. It's super annoying having to wait for the cashier to count them out.

The cashier's always rip me off

eat them with non fat yogurt.

With milk like cereal. Maybe little bit of sugar.

>What's the most delicious way to eat blueberries other than shoving fistfulls of them into my mouth?

Pirogi.

why does blueberries go bad so freakishly quickly?

By making your own jam, it's ridiculous how little of it there is for how good it tastes

Blueberry pie BITCH!

nooo mix whole, cold berries in with your hot oats, that way you get surprise blueberry flavor blasts while eating

frangipane

I love me some blueberries but in Europe they are as expensive as they are rare
If I could I would have them everywhere
Smoothies and cakes and muffins and pancakes and all the dead children and pancakes and as a sauce

blue waffles
these things are SO cash

Step aside mother fuckers.

Those are just gummies covered in chocolate.

might not be exactly what you were looking for but my vote goes to this

Throw them away

Those look great. I'll have to google for a recipe.

Fucking awful to get drunk off of.

muffins

You can't eat a blueberry on its own. It needs something else with it, like the kiwi. It's not a standalone fruit.

just earlier today i blended 1 cup blueberries 2 bananas 1.5 cup almond milk and 2 scoops or 50g of soybean protein isolate. It was pretty good, others may sweeten it a bit with splenda or something which is fine by me but it was fine as it was with the sweetness from the bananas for me being enough. Thinking of making another one today to go with some baked apple slices topped with cinnamon alongside some freshly blended peanut butter made from peanuts with my vitamix.

this

>carob

By way of sauce

To create a blueberry gastrique:
1) add 1 cup white sugar to pan and cook down
2) when caramelized, add 1 cup apple cider vinegar
3) boil down again and add blueberries
4) salt and pepper to taste
5) reduce down until thick

A gastrique is savory sauce which couples well with chicken.

Kiwi is great on its own, fuck you.

Like, 30 minutes with baking time? Unless you chill the mixture overnight.

They actually grow wild in northern europe. Nothing better than walking to a forest in early fall and eating as many you like. And they're much more flavorful than the farmed variety.

th-that, that was all I had

I hope you remembered to activate the almond milk