Our king is dead

The effects of years of chicken cooked Jack-rare.

Some fap material.

I hope to god that he really is dead

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Juicy

i really don't get why the fuck it is physically impossible for him to just cook meat to an appropriate doneness

Great now I have to delete my history or it'll give me stupid recommendations

Jack has pinkeye i.e. he got poop in it. More proof of his abhorrent sanitary practices

>that filename

every time.

this is enough to turn a fatman anorexic.

holy fuck, he has to be trolling with these raw as fuck food videos.

i need to see his worst videos can someone link me?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

go nuts famalam
sortbydislikes.com/search.php?channel=jakatak69

jack you dog!

That intro is like a Tim and Eric skit

Easily his How To Botulism video

youtube.com/watch?v=o5f9d3m35VU&feature=youtu.be

Good night sweet prince.

I sorta skimmed through the vid but can someone explain what's wrong specifically? I don't know much about cooking. what can be preserved and what can't? or was the method wrong?

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did he get salmonella in his eye?

You know, I used to think that burning/over cooking was the most common amateur cooking mistake, but he consistently undercooks everything. It's like, what the fuck man just let it cook.

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Oh no.

She's so gorgeous, i hope i can pull a 10/10 like that one day.

It's a skill, man. One you take years to get good at.

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Isn't that girl related to Jack? I need to brush up on my Jack lore.

God I wish, maybe then these glorified congregations of double-digit IQ teenagers would go away finally.

that looks like a straight up giant turd, man lmao

nah she made a thread about Culver's the other day.

I seriously don't get what's so wrong with the vid. no b8. explain?

Food poisoning can cause "eye conditions"?

God that's disgusting.
That mayo on her lips at the end...

this has literally nothing to do with food

>pm me your size
>"last time I measured it was about 5 and a half inches"

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Thanks senpai.

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You can just tell she'd be dying for anal too but Jack would never oblige because "sodomy is bad".

It's a damn shame.

why cant he do anything right senpai

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All those hopes and dreams, about to fade forever...

ENDURANCE RUN

I thought jack was upbeat religious

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He is.
>Dear God.
>About to slaughter some demons

fuck off nigger

stop posting this clown

>whew, I almost forgot to shitpost. Good thing its the weekend and I don't have school tomorrow

The success of this thread says you're obviously the minority, so you fuck off.

A Jack thread could be considered a success in the same way an abortion could be considered a success

>whew good thing I also shitpost like a faggot despite not noticing the irony of my retarded post

>jack
>success

I hope your family dies in a plane crash

Has Jack ever responded to criticism?

>despite not noticing the irony of

Nice try, that almost made sense.

Yeah, for some regional dishes that he fucked up

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what video is this from?

I adore how inept this poor man is. Bless him.

is he trying to score it with a dull knife or something?

It looks like he is cutting using the wrong side

holy shit, this had me rolling at the end

I am drunk and it is late, but its still funny

No, it's just that dull. You can see that it's the """""sharp""""" side of the knife when he turns it.

For some reason I get the feeling she smells like sweaty farts masked with a cheap rose perfume.

For some reason i think you're right.

He's going to get triggered once he sees the sigils and rib chicken juice in his eyes to cleanse them of sin

THICC
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HIGH TEST
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Are thots and prayrs go out to u jack.
I member I had an eye exam ones and had dialated pupils too.
ur and ur famly are in are prayrs.
Goodspeed.

Yeah, Ritsu's such a fucking slut.

Let's be honest, he basically just "made" creamy baked beans. Not even really a recipe.

thank you based eye condition

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I've never done that. Ever. At least four times.

This fat ass needs fucking automated salt and pepper grinders.

Jack moves and behaves like one of those dudes in full body outfits in kids show. same kind of mannerisms and intelligence too. a bit more spiteful and homophobic though.

>I should be back in the kitchen in no time
PLS NO

holy shit, how do you manage to fuck that up.

why didnt he do a second take?

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Just say "sharp"...

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But doom is a holy crusade against demons

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Why does jack behave so unnaturally, is he brain damaged for real?
Often he'll be unnaturally silent during basic tasks, he moves very oddly, has some very weird ticks (I'm particularly bothered by the way his mouth is shaped between words, and when he holds a hand to his mouth). It's very weird, like he's a huge toddler.

Dude it's so fucking obvious that this guy is braindamaged. Look his jack on the go videos, heh constantly forgets what he ordered or where they actually are, he eats like a retard and is insecure about the most retarded things on earth.

F
I'm gonna get salmonella in your honor King.

Holy shit, FOKIN ROAWWWW.

jesus that's classic