a passport so i can get out of your bumfuck country
Chase Morris
if you wasn't gonna wear a singlet, i'da kicked you out meself
Colton Russell
/thread
Isaiah Myers
I'll bring
>cheese >beer >wine >sauerkraut and >tomatoes
Carson Peterson
Box of Shapes and some LA Ice
Brayden Brown
Oi yourself. Seriously, anytime (which is rarely) I here someone say "oi", all I can think of is this commercial ad campaign youtube.com/watch?v=-2RSu9Gw61U I like to say "oi" to people as a greeting. Because of these commercials. Anyways, I'm gonna smoke some ribs tomorrow on my new smoker. Cool if I bring those? Kind of a test run, but should be gud.
Matthew Hernandez
I'm okay with that. Just wanted to bring something to the party.
Samuel Thompson
Fuck your dark ass helgas bread. 1$ coles bred will do fine. Better be fucking butter not marg. I will bring onions and bbq sauce.
Bentley Sanders
I'll bring bbq ribs since you guys dont know how to cook anything..
Brody Edwards
I'll bring the pork flavoured sausages, thin white sandwich bread, onions to lazily char and nannas green tomato chutney.
And a chullybin full of ice and Coopers.
Ryan Allen
>Fosters Where do people even find that shit?
Charles Bailey
Il bring some honey soy chicken skewers, mums rissoles, salt n vinegar samboys, ETA bbq sauce, a slab of draught and a couple bags of ice, alright cunt?
Liam Lopez
I'll bring my hot and spicy meat.
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Andrew Wilson
I'll bring a slab of Carlton, me esky and some ice. Also got half a pack of Rothman reds and some kabana in me ute
Liam Brown
Oi nah
Austin Peterson
ecstasy and steroid tacos
Cooper Young
Well, if no one else is doing the horses dooveys... I'll bring some captain's table water crackers, chris' fluroescent capsicum dip and one very oily plastic container of antipasto of indeterminate origin. a block of king island brie if it's on special at coles. oh, a bottle of yellow glen for the ladies.
Elijah Taylor
>a krite full of stikes!
Kevin Bell
Where is your nearest loo? t. your white friend dan
Nathan Parker
my word, this is gonna be one rip snorter of a do lads! i'll bring some milk crates so people can sit on them and some fruity lexia for goon of fortune
Christopher Jenkins
an appropriate number of slabs? what time of day is it so I can decide how weak the beer needs to be?
more food? I dunno! you fucking aussie cunts with your superior barbie culture, an entire cow? what is appropriate?
Ayden James
I'll bring a shrimp to throw on the barbie.
also a case of Foster's.
Dylan Lewis
Never post on this site again
Camden Cooper
I learnt not to sit on milk crates of stand on them. I was working in a supermarket and this guy stood on a milk crate so he could reach the back of the highest shelf. It broke and his foot went though the top of it, then the plastic like sprang back and ripped the fuck out of his leg muscles. He was laying their screaming it must of fucking hurt like fuck. Was off work for ages and his leg is now really fucked. This was over 10 years ago but I never sit or stand on milk crates ever.