How does Joey being a sex offender make you feel Veeky Forums?

>pedophile
Animu fans will defend him.

only if it's 2D. Don't slander animu fans.

Sorry but that isn't our beloved Joey. Joey is a saint.

I got up to 300 at 5'8" manlet status earlier this year, the brain can really fuck with your perception. 165 now and still feel the same size.

>be 18 years old
>get blowjob from 17 years, 11 months, 29 day year old
>branded sex offender for life

OHHHH SAAY CAN YOU SEEEE

It's not slander it's libel, retard.

That's your fault for trying to pickup high school girsl

there's only a distinction in a legal context, faggot.

Sorry that there are cutoff points and that you can't technically get away with boning a 5 year old

Its basically the same thing, autismo

Me too ;_;

it's not that hard to get away with it, if you really want to. Sex tourism, international waters, international airspace, and so on.

You seem upset?

Annoy?

Go on.

That's it really, just be wealthy enough to go to the places where it's legal.

no, I'm deeply in love with you, it's called tsundere, idiot.

17 is legal breh

Look at the description of Joey's "crime" in the OP.

youtu.be/a2AWIXY1CXQ

>She told me she was 18!

You would be covered by the Romeo and Juliet law in that case.

He has green eyes, but police report says brown?

"land of the free" they called it
"home of the brave" they said

I'd break the sign

>Annoy
wat

>Oral Copulation with a minor

The entire time Joey was eating this Nutella he was thinking of a 5 year olds asshole.
He wasn't thinking 'oh, this nutella tastes like hazelnut and has a thick consistency, with a nutty aroma that compliments the viscous nature of the cacao enhanced flavor profile. I really enjoy the dark tones of the spread combined with the general umami feeling it provides'
He was thinking 'this reminds me of a toddler who just did a shit'

Jesus christ. Every review has been Joey reliving his rape of a child. Every time he has been angry at Burger King for having too much batter on their chicken fries rings he has actually just been angry because it makes him think of overly hair vaginas that aren't that of a child.

Every time Joey has attacked McDonalds he has been doing it because McDonalds burgers started off small and got much larger, which reminds him that children go through puberty.

Every time he has praised Five Guys he has done so because the greaseproof paper their burgers come in reminds him of the urine proof diapers of all the babies he has sucked off down the years.

'woo woo woo woo' is just the sound he makes so that children laugh enough to get distracted.

>£80 fine in the US
>mfw

he walked up to an underage girl and started shouting WOO WOO WOO WOO

Contacts, dumbass, it's like you never evaded sexual predator registration.

If he was every involved with babies he would be prison and they would throw away the key

does it give any info about the crime?
if he was 19 and fucking his gf age 17 i dont give a fuck.

You should never put yourself in a position with a girl at all. For one, they're not worth it, for two, you'll get memed on on Veeky Forums

You're cute /r9k/

How is he still employed?

Is there a chef shortage?

Private contracting?

>Annoy

He's not wrong. It's the same in my country.

Men aren't even people in the eyes of the law. I mean in my country rape is defined as "penis entry of mouth, anus or vagina", women literally can't be convicted of rape.

kek

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Men were getting fucked over by women long before /r9k/ came out. How are you this young?
By all means, be retarded enough to do it, but you don't get to whine and bitch later about your poor choices.
you're not going to fool me, i've seen enough bullshit

This is bait.

>dark tones
>umami
First of all Nutella tastes nothing like dark chocolate
Second using umami is a clear sign you're a weeb degenerate so you're probably thinking about that 5-yearolds asshole yourself and in the worst case your entire post is a projection of your own desires.

i hate to break it to everyone but joey is a caterer in San Jose and this guy doesnt look that much like him

>implying women can rape

Oh Anita, it's true karma that you got fat.

Thats not him.

KoalAnia please

He's saying that women are too weak to rape anyone, dumbass.

Then he, along with yourself, are both morons.

I didn't say I agreed with him, dumbass.

A whole gaggle of the simple, my aren't we lucky.

>If I'm the last to post, then I win.