What do nu-males eat?

What do nu-males eat?

tofu, kale, and IPAs

They hate Chicago pizza.

shitposts

i don't know what they eat but i sure as hell know that they love to shitpost

everybody hates chicago pizza, that's why it's only eaten in chicago. This isn't a difficult to understand

True, just look at this one:

local-*
homemade-*
artisan-*
non GMO-*
gluten free-*

it doesn't even matter if the fucking dish shouldn't have gluten in it to begin with, call it gluten free charge 4 dollars extra and fucking faggots will flock to it

IPAs
Gourmet burgers
Milkshakes in mason jars
Steaks (and make a big fuss over how its cooked)
Chia seeds
Reddit strips
Coffee (freshly ground of course)
Green tea (loose leaf of course)
Neapolitan pizza (I mean, this is the only REAL pizza, right?)
Whisky (artofmanliness told me its nice)

nice try cuck, but chicago is shit

its the second city, and you know what the first city is, don't you?

Calm down.
You can't afford to lose any more hair.

A shithole?

A nu-male approved shithole.

why the ipa hate? do guys really like bitters?

Come on, we would all be lying if we said cooking wasn't a nu-male hobby.

Memeracha sauce xD epic

g--g-guys? T--t-try muh mini-brewery slog pls D:

yea a target lol

exactly, it isn't even good enough to beat a shithole

why don't you go pay $200 to eat chocolate sauce off a table. cuck

Fucking savage
Illinois bringing the bants

/pol/ told me they were estrogen shots made to feminize men.

I disagree, you bring a girl over and being able to hannibal a meal together is guaranteed to get you in dat ass

When you turn on the heat and whip out your meat you know she's gonna be wet for the entire night.

Their wife's boyfriend's semen.