I moved to the UK recently. I usually have a bowel of cereal (corn flakes or muesli) in the morning, and coffee with milk later in the day. I just found out what happens when the milk separates. It's... NOT milk, I'm not sure what this garbage is, but it's definitely not milk. I found a tablespoon sized globule of rubber-like substance at the bottom of my coffee.
So two questions: 1 - what the fuck is dairy milk made of in the UK whereby it separates into rubber and water? 2 - obviously I need an alternative to milk now. Coconut milk the way forward here? It's so expensive though, got to think of something.
I have never heard of that happening before, you sure the milk was in date?
David Kelly
>bowel of cereal
Jason Cox
Maybe you should change your dietary habits and stop poisoning yourself with dairy every morning
Sebastian Jones
>All these butt hurt brit bitches >Complaining about cereal >When they eat BAKED BEANS for breakfast LMAO! >Not to mention fucking BLOOD SAUSAGE AND MUSHROOMS
THAT'S NOT BREAKFAST
Eli Powell
But pancakes with butter and syrup is OK?
Caleb Watson
Well I'm from South Africa, where milk is actually healthy and delicious. Not here in the UK apparently.
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UK milk does seem to be nasty, I agree.
Jace Roberts
Obviously it just curdled.
Ryder Jones
Milk is never healthy
Joshua Lopez
No. I've had milk curdle before, and this is NOT curdled milk, it's fucking rubber.
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Hudson Thompson
Maybe you bought fucked milk then, the milk I get from Morrison's, jersey milk, is delicious and creamy. I've also honestly never heard of milk congealing into rubber.
Christian Bell
It probably just curdled dude.
Thomas Ward
>retard makes coffee with expired milk >goes on to make an equally retarded thread implying that the problem is British milk
Being a nigger, obviously you're unable to read the date of the milk probably.
By the way, good thing you included a picture of this "rubbery substance" to prove you didn't just make up a load of bullshit for your shitty troll thread.
Gavin Morris
So? It may have been improperly stored at any stage, how often has this "rubber thing" happened to you?
Jason Bennett
All trolling aside >coconut milk Try rice milk. Imo it's the closest to milk in flavor and texture. Almond milk is good in any recipe but tastes like ass by itself.
Aaron Richardson
>how often has this "rubber thing" happened to you? That's one of the questions during the rape evaluation at the hospital.
Obviously since you're a cunt, I went and made another throwaway cup of coffee and took pictures this time.
Kayden Harris
This time limit between posts is fucking annoying
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Jaxon Richardson
Seriously, what is this shit?
Gabriel Ward
Thats like a quarter teaspoon of coffee, what shit are you trying to pull?
Ethan Hughes
wow you weren't kidding. that's disgusting, but it's not a problem with british milk. just throw what you have out and buy a different jug.
Elijah Kelly
That's how I've been having my coffee for years. 1/3 sugar, 1/4 coffee.
Eli Watson
Weak b8
Liam Foster
>That's how I've been having my coffee for years. 1/3 sugar, 1/4 coffee. May as well drink dishwater, thats fucking disgusting.
Daniel Richardson
Holy fuck what is wrong with britain? That's ridiculous.
Aiden Cruz
It happened when I used low fat milk when I made myself coffee at work a couple of weeks ago. I left it standing on my desk for 5 minutes to cool, and all the color drained from my coffee, I was left with a ball of rubber at the bottom, just like here. I actually thought one of my colleagues had pulled a prank and dropped some gum into my coffee.
Pretty sure the milk at work was purchased from a different store from the one I use locally, so it's not just a case of buy another jug. I'm gonna try rice milk or coconut milk. Would have gone soy, but heard bad things about it, plus it tastes disgusting.
Last pic btw
Dominic Carter
ok, well let's forget the milk, i still think that's not the problem, what coffee do you get, and where do you live, it might be the water quality or the coffee reacting with the milk.
Luis Campbell
It's healthier than drinking 3 sugars, 2 heaped spoons of coffee. You get used to it.
Ikr. This NEVER happened to the milk I drank in South Africa, and I've been having milk daily for some 25 years.
>Holy fuck what is wrong with britain? Nothing when it comes to milk, a nation of tea drinkers would have noticed if this sort of thing was common. The problem is OP and his spoiled milk.
Gavin Lee
Used different coffee at work. Same issue, milk turning into rubber.
I've had milk go off/sour before in South Africa. It doesn't do this over there. You can't excuse milk turning into literal rubber.
Jackson Morris
Problem solved, if OP keeps getting the rubber stuff then he has spoiled acidic coffee, he has already admitted to buying cheap here
Brody Cook
its modified milk ingredients or milk solids. they use hormones on cows to increase milk yeild and have to treat the milk with antibiotics because of the hormone use. almond milk is pretty yummy, try that. i like it with cereal, but never tried it with coffee
Jackson Garcia
It happened at work too when I used a higher grade coffee.
Thanks, I will add almond milk to my to-try list. Any particular brand or type I should look out for?
Colton Lopez
ive only had "almond breeze" im sure there are other brands too :)
