Breakfast

Post your breakfast cu/ck/s

I'm having poached eggs on sourdough toast with smoked salmon and a pinch of Himalayan mountain salt. Also a nice big mug of black coffee.

I skipped breakfast, co/ck/su/ck/er motherfu/ck/er

i usually do skip a nice breakfast


that being said, my day normally goes better when i have a nice big breakfast. for the short time i did do a good breakfast every day for a month, i swear i felt healthier and thinner.

you dont know what you are talking about do you

>there are people who eat smoked salmon without lemon juice and black pepper

They're called "bears" in the gay community

I dont eat breakfast because i dont want to be fat again

>a pinch of Himalayan mountain salt

kill yourself

rate my waffles

Unlike you, some of us actually like fish and don't just pretend

Where are you from OP are you Norwegian?

peculiar/10

what makes you say that?

bluewaffle tier tbqh famalam

Bacon,fried egg, fried garlic salami with hot sauce and baked beans

Tomorrow I plan on having egg whites from a carton with avocado and hot sauce

>poorfag butthurt he can't afford pink salt

lmao

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Make sure you take a pic

>breakfast
I wish, OP, I really do wish.

first attempt and it was delicious
and with attempt i mean poaching eggs in general

Nice. Good job. I would accept a breakfast invitation to your house.

1 out of 4 eggs benedict won't even turn out aesthetically unpleasant
i used proscuitto because praised be proscuitto
also 50 layers of sarcasm pls go

pretty sure he wasn't, i would devour your eggs benny

i feel all warm and fluffy inside.

No sarcasm. It looks good.

it's gotta be the prosciutto cotto
for poaching: how much vinegar is appropriate, if any?

have you noticed the banana placement looks somewhat like a smiley face?

Not until you mentioned it. You have a keen eye.

>pretending
>what are tried and tested flavour combinations

Scrambled eggs, ham and croissant

What's type of sauce is that yellow stuff?

Nice OP, one of my favourite breakfasts, great with hollandaise too (eggs royal). I'd put the egg on top of the salmon though.

Btw, I just had fruit and yogurt. Strawberries, blueberries, grapes and raspberries. Nothing great, but I do feel healthy and refreshed.

You sound like one of those douchebags who goes around telling everyone about your super healthy breakfast. Here's a tip: Nobody at work or school fucking cares if you ate watercress or a double cheeseburger.

Chicken Nuggets, fries and béarnaise sauce

Bowl of scrambled eggs mixed with some sausage and roasted tomatoes.
And a side of toast.

I was feeling it until
>Himalayan mountain salt
Do you mean salt? As in sodium chloride? It's the same exact thing as any cheap Walmart tub of table salt you idiot

Last night I got home drunk and ate about a kilo of meat sandwiches, so I don't think I'll be eating anything this morning, or today at all. Maybe just some coffee.

Are you retarded?

You're criticising me for posting what I had for breakfast in a post your breakfast thread.

I wouldn't say it was super healthy, full of sugar. Hollandaise is hardly healthy either.

different salts taste different based on trace minerals
are you retarded?

No

No but you obviously are. It was a subtle insult to how runny the eggs were.

Doofus.

insecure bastard
did your uncle rape you?

You literally have autism

Try to be original, kid. I can appreciate a witty insult but stupid, tired shit like that is boring.

Dunkin donuts big n toasty

>mvq

Dry eggs are foocking discussing you moron

Discuss this, fag.

Nice breakfast Schlomo

I have to admit that really is a autistic breakfast. Like jeez dude are you fucking 60 years old? Go for cornflakes next time.

mum! mum! I sed sometin mean to sumone on the internet with this cool image I found on google. am a bigboy now mum?

I usually make 2-3 scrambled eggs with either tapatio or oregano and basil on them
With some fat free Greek yogurt and a piece of toast

Currently cutting, so black coffee, 10 almonds, and green apple watermelon lime and ginger juice with a huge handful of spinach and kale.

Been dreaming about a crispy fried egg over fried rice all day :(

what are they saying about me? I'll kick their asses

I'm not a jew, I promise!