I'm having some friends round for a few games of poker and some beers this weekend

I'm having some friends round for a few games of poker and some beers this weekend.
Instead of ordering in pizza I'm going to have fondu. So far I'll be getting cubed fillet steak, tofu and tuna.
What else is good in fondu?

What kind of social circle are your friends in OP?

Fondue parties are kind of a chick thing.

Shrimp
Broccoli
Dog
Giants toe
A cheese wheel
Grilled leaks
Daedra heart

>Fondue parties are kind of a chick thing.
Why?

Says who?
Since when?

How many pots, OP?

I'd recommend a spicy broth or heated oil for simmering meat.
Sourdough bread chunks are also mandatory dipping material.

I think your friends will call you a faggot and order pizza

Fondue is awesome. Why do we have to apply gender to certain activities?
>because this is the internet
Oh shit I've asked myself an obvious question.
Fondue and IPA's are the shit, and I would suck a dick if I had to change my sexuality to be able to eat fondue.

I think you're a social inadequate.

Just one pot with beef tallow.

Dumplings are good. Just mix the most basic 3:1 dough, roll it out thin and cut rectangles, then put stuff in: veggies, ground meat, cheese, whatever you wish.

Best fondue has slow cooked leeks, crab, shrimp, mushrooms, crispy lardons, and beer in it

mushrooms
chicken thigh

also keep in mind you can make this a tempura zone and batter just about anything you want. Shrimp, any kind of firm fish really, green beans, carrots, daikon, even things like basil leaves

There's nothing wrong with some men getting together to enjoy fondue
Maybe instead of poker you could do each other's nails and talk about periods

>plunging meat into boiling hot tallow is unmanly.
I question your sexuality.

I like fondue but it really is a couples and girl thing. It's a great dinner party idea

But it seems awkward for dude night and poker. It's not like you can play around the pot so you'd have to stop the game to eat (and it takes a while to do a fondue pot meal so it turns into a dinner party anyways). It's just too awkward to ignore

There is nothing wrong with pizza and beer at these functions

is "boiling hot tallow" the new term for a man's butthole? sounds pretty manly to me

>wanna suck each other's dicks after user?

sounds pretty gay dude

you gonna knit some socks or just fuck each other afterwards

If not a single one of your friends calls you a homo at this function I will be shocked

OP may well be homosexual for all you know.
How's the weather in Alabama?

>mfw this entire thread

>you dont go to fondu parties at your faggot friends house?
>its current year and you dont have gay friends to fondu with
>current year
>alabama

it's raining men

sorry to say this OP but you got it all wrong, the best type of fondue is cheese fondue

>referencing Skyrim

Can i come? I love playing poker and ive never had fondue. Where u at?

>thinking there's only one elder scrolls game

queer

> knowing there isn't
> pointing it out