Poor fag cooking

This is some 8 dollar Chardonnay with rosemary, oregano and thyme that my neighbor grows in his garden.
I guess it's the base for a white sauce.

Leaks and onions. These haven't spoiled yet.
Let's cut them up.

Critical success!

This bullshit is simmering. I guess it needs some more stuff.

Do this, with some pepper and dill seasoning.
Melt it on low unless you like brown butter.
I actually have no idea what I'm doing.

Leeks and onions are related somehow, so they should both like being sauteed in melted butter right?

...

Is this enough salt for pasta?

And these motherfuckers go in the sauce, butter and all.

Shit. No heavy cream
Well. 1℅ it is then. It's what the government gives us.

I'm getting depressed m8

Well I guess that's OK. Let's let it simmer
What's next?
I have no clue.

I'm gonna try this fool.

Well that's simmering and that's chopped.
Noodle time I guess

Oh but first..

Sweet sweet government bought food

Cover the sauce, boil the pasta

Combine sauce with cooked pasta

Fry this bullshit and wonder what your life has become

>Hot sauce in the fridge
You're not very intelligent, are you?

Season it will dill, salt, and peppa. Cry into your sleave

The wife keeps putting it in there and I don't care enough to correct her

Good lord user, gain some confidence or kill yourself. Either way, stop posting. Your self-pity bullshit is unbearable, I bet you have no real friends because of it. Change your perspective, your life isn't that bad, you can change things if you really wanted to.

This cost less than 5$ to make.

I'll assume it tastes better than it looks.

The squash looks good, but the pasta looks bland as fuck. And Jesus, everything looks grimy as fuck in your pictures.

I wouldn't pay more than -10$ to eat that.

>not putting your hot sauce in the fridge

Kek

>he didn't combine the butter and flour and milk to make a beschamel

Veeky Forums is trash.

ok dish
for 5 bucks a meal you can eat much better

>beschamel
Bechamel, niggertroid. Go back to SCHool.
Fuckin Veeky Forums nigger acting like a white sauce is all haut cuisine. Sheeeit.
It's nigger sauce. It's for poor people.
If you're thickening your food with cheap ass wheat flour, you best be making soup. If not, then you don't get to call out people as plebeian.
You kinda lost me at but I understand. Use what you got.

>would pay $10
>cost less than 5$

You did good, OP.
Now get a job you fucking slack ass piece of shit.

Clam down please

OP no offence but I wouldn't pay more then $1 to eat that tbhfam. How did it taste?

Why are you so mad and aggressive?

>wine in the pan first

I literally have 0p to my name but could make something better than this with good ingredients.

You fucking idiot.

no meat whatsoever
no big surprise

why would you put wine in first?
my method of choice is
>sweat alliums w/s+p
>add wine
>reduce
>add main ingredient like mushrooms/mussels/etc
>cover + cook
>add a little more wine and reduce
>add cream and done

>8 dollar wine instead of the three dollar Walmart chuck
>leeks
>actual butter

Motherfucker, you ain't poor enough yet. Get the fuck off my Veeky Forums.

Correcting a spelling mistake always leads to a well thought out argument. I'm surprised you caught it, seeing how you weren't able to read the rest of the thread. Op IS a poor person you mongoloid. When you're poor you make the most food out of as little ingredients as possible. A thickened and reduced milk sauce over pasta is going to go a hell of a lot further than that bullshit he made.

Veeky Forums is trash because they don't understand what they're doing or why, they just want to impress shitbag strangers.

this is like a choose-your-own-adventure recipe book cook-along.

>you don't have half the shit you're supposed to have, turn to page 38!

like someone trying to spell out the alphabet by whatever letters fall out of a scrabble bag first.

>This cost less than 5$ to make.
>8 dollar Chardonnay
why do people say this?
even if the cost per amount is low, you still paid more than that

looks terrible

at least you tried

GOOD LORD OP WHAT THE FUCK

It's like that guy who uses two comparisons

Nigger

Nah I enjoy the self-aware amused detachment

Don't listen to them OP you did good