Welcome to America, Land of the Nameless Sausage

Welcome to America, Land of the Nameless Sausage

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That sausage clearly has a name. It's Jimmy Dean's regular sausage.

Are Lay's original potato chips "nameless"?

Why are people on Veeky Forums this obsessed with Americans?

Jimmy Dean sausage is so good it doesn't need a name

I eat this sausage with my spaghetti. It tastes so much better than the generic brand.

can you eat the casing on that thing?

You talkin' shit about Jimmy Dean, faggot?

its a fetish

Jimmy DeanĀ® brand Sausage product is my go-to choice whenever I need a frozen, phallic-shaped object for prostate stimulation. No other brand compares!

i dont even eat that i just shove that entire thing up my ass

Johnsonville master race

>Only Premium Cuts of Pork
I fucking hate premium marketing terms. That means absolutely nothing according to the FDA. It's like saying "all natural" or "only the finest ingredients." Grade A bullshit.

The sage and maple ones are my favorite if we're talking breakfast sausage.

Their bratwurst thoooo

the garlic brats they used to have were the fucking shit

>FDA
The FDA are full of shit.
They're the reason we can't get proper cheese because muh' raw milk is poison.
Fuck 'em.

I can't take and feed a family of five on a little 12 ounce roll of sausage...you've got 2 men that weigh over 200 pounds a piece, a woman that's a little plump stocky girl and a daughter who's 13 and your going to try to take a 12 ounce roll of sausage and a couple of dozen eggs and feed that? It ain't gon a work.
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Why don't you put the sausage up your daughter and lose some weight, you fat fucks?

>I eat this sausage with my spaghetti. It tastes so much better than the generic brand.

Kek, paying $4-5/lb of this shit tier flyover sausage

They hate us, cause they ain't us.

This is the most amazing thing I've ever heard, holy shit; how did I miss this video/call

Poor man, its a goddman tragedy what those Mexicans are doing to this country tell you what

>FDA

Well, there's yer problem...

Jimmy dean? more like Jimmy lean, fucking liberals

It's like $2/lb but nice try faglord

Found the fat fuck who only goes to fast food. Maybe 15 years you could find it on sale for $2