Be from chicago

>be from chicago
>go to detroit with my wife for her business meeting
>order a pizza while she's gone
>ask for deep dish
>they give me this

what the heck...

I really enjoy this yank pizza shitposting

Your wife is getting dicked by a bunch of nigs and you are complaining about the pizza? What a cuck.

What I wouldn't give for an authentic Chicago 'za right now...

That's the fucking joke, you moron.

Lets see what the inside looks like

Check out this sweet Chicago styled Za I got

First time making Chicago 'za

How'd I do?

>be from chicago
>go to detroit with my wife for her business meeting
>order a pizza while she's gone>>ask for deep dish
>they give me this

what the heck...

>go to chicago
>ask for a pizza
>get this

wtf

Recently tried this chicago pizza

Had this pizza the other day in downtown Chicago

it was really good, I'd definitely go back

World's largest Chicago 'za attempt..

Veeky Forums is the worst board

ikr this is the dumbest meme yet

ass-devastated Chicagoans detected

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that's actually french onion soup

and i saw this posted on reddit yesterday

Man it feels so good to live in Italy and enjoy real pizza for only 4€

Yeah it feels really good... Once I bought a pizza in an arab pizzeria... It sucked lmao

Still I'm curious to know if the sushi-restaurants managed by the Chinese make sushi like the restaurants managed by japs

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DUDE WTF I JUST REALISED... IS THIS A HUMOR SITE? LIKE LITRALLY HUMORISTS TRAINING AND DOING HUMOR? LIKE NOT A REAL SITE, BUT A SITE WITH AN AGENDA.

THIS WEED WAS CRAZY MAN.

I'm from Minnesota, eat shit and die

this is some next level shit.

So you're proud of the cheese your state makes for the Chicago deep deep dish or what?

So literally from the same patch of flyover nothingland?

can it get even better

flyover as fuck

Saw this chicago style pizza in the museum last week

Found a little mom and pop pizza joint in downtown Chicago the other day, they cooked me up one of these beauties

Delish!

Has anyone ever had a walk-in Chicago pizza?

Simply sensational!

Came across a little hole in the wall pizzeria run by a cute couple of American migrants from Chi City on my way home from work

Absolutely divine!

Wtf? It's not like that, she really does have a job interview. She is a highly successful sports marketing exec, currently working for the bulls (basketball team) and the detroit lions are looking to hire her.

>be from chicago
>get punched in the face
>pizza starts coming out of my nose

What is the scientific explanation for this?

Even the pizza delivery vehicles in Chicago are deep dish themed.

Me and the lads making some Chitown za

Who said pizza doesn't grow on trees?

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>Posts an image literally taken from reddit

there's only 1 assblasted chicagoan on Veeky Forums that gets assblasted at this meme, literally everyone else is on board.

being on the internet literally enough to keep track of which image was originally posted where

Heh

the butthurt of the CIDF only intensifies the keks

CHICAGO STYLE IS TRASH FRIEND

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thanks for moving that picture from that other thread to this thread. I appreciate it.

You're welcome.

because they both have mexicans in the back

>CHICAGO STYLE IS TRASH FRIEND
FYI, this applies to everything, not just pizza

why m8? i'm from /r/Veeky Forums and love your customs

What would your wife's son think of this nice 'za?

whoa thumbnail looks like they're tearing that guy apart

This is literally the worst thread on Veeky Forums right now

>be [s4s]-tan
>go to barber
>"just give me the deep dish pizza look dumdum"
Why did she do this?

Get used to it.

>cuck's wife working for the Bulls
:^)

>Being this new

French onion sowp sounds good.

Im glad we all agree chicago pizza is shit

this is probably the only thing Veeky Forums can actually agree on

Shut up faggot