Food based comedy

what's just the regular oreo impression?

His white ass getting double teamed by a couple brothers.

homo

Erectus

I haven't decided

This is literally the best thread I've ever seen in Veeky Forums

>Then you clearly swallowed some LEAD as a child, haha!

This thread is gold

When did Veeky Forums demolish Veeky Forums for dankest meme board holy shit my sides

>Take suggestions and impersonate Oreo flavors until end.
Could I get this quote on a t-shirt?

how does one impersonate an oreo flavour?

/join showderp

Once again Veeky Forums proves it is the most underrated board.

What the fuck? What is this thread? I can't be this drunk already

Make sure as you walk on stage they play this song:
youtube.com/watch?v=GvDgnsFrjSc

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Baddum tish thank you I'm here all week.

brb, suicide

How do you get a gay guy to fuck your mom?

mods pin this please

Generally speaking, Jews are usually dead and dont scream when you put them in an oven... And they dont fit usually unless you are talking about a crematorium...

This "joke" was sort of 3/10 at best.

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>Jews are usually dead and dont scream when you put them in an oven
Why would you kill the Jew before putting them in the oven. Your logic is flawed.

where and when exactly is this event?

also, witnessed

[In Chicago accent]
>Da only way dey could make Oreo even better would be to make a Chicago style Oreo pizza! Haha!

[Pretend to fart and make a fart noise]

>I guess dats why dey call it da windy city! Pee-yew! Haha!

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oh my god this is so bad

tim heidecker pls leave

now I just gotta wait for those dank (you)s to roll in!

No that's the Double Stuf

This is why I still browse Veeky Forums

is this real

OY VEY THE GOYIM KNOW

SHUT IT DOWN

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Someone please screencap this thread

why can't you

DELETE THIS

hahah yeah

This is going straight to r/Veeky Forums :)

In all seriousness, Gary Gulman has 12 minutes on cookies, "Gary Gulman Cookies" on YouTube. Lotta Oreo material in there.

>i had a good idea of a complete retard story so i'm gonna go post it on....Veeky Forums yeah that's a good one

Genuinely laughed at the first part is pretty good.
Second is really lacking a punchline, you are only using the same jokes in a different way try to freshen it up a notch.

I am also heavily intoxicated right now so you might aswell just discard my opinion.

I screencapped it but whenever I try to upload it it says "upload failed"

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This is so horrible yet so amazing at the same time
Is there a name for this kind of comedy, where it's so unfunny the joke is the person telling jokes?

>what do you call a Mexican prostitute?
>a street taco

you've been on the internet for too long, but I love you for it

Alt comedy. It's a pretty wide genre but it's in the somewhere

Its anti comedy. Alt comedy is socially concios comedy. Jokes about the patriarchy.

Tim and eric, neil hamburger, unknown comic, andy kauffman are anti comedy.

A little blond oreo dies drowning in milk and goes to Heaven.

God says, "My son, I grant you wings. You are now an angel. Go and fly with the other angels." So the boy flies off.

A little black oreo dies and goes to heaven. God says, "My son, I grant you wings." The boy replies, "God, does this mean that now I'm an angel?" God replies, "No nigga, you're a bat. Get your ass back down to earth."

>My local grocery store is hosting an open mic.

Obviously check'd but who the fuck ever heard of a grocery store hosting an open mic?

Fucking christ, this is too good. Best thread on Veeky Forums in a long time.

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...h-how?

what show is this?

The delivery will make or break this routine
You could really pull it off as "ironic" humor, or anti-humor, or whatever you wanna call it.

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kek

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Dear diary

For one brief, fleeting moment, Veeky Forums wasn't complete shit and I remembered why I come here

Because you saved it in a gay ass file format you candybutt

>Dear diary
*dairy

You just couldn't be fucking bothered to put a period behind every Mr., could you

thank u 4 dis

So when is the event? Can you stream your set?

like the oreo duo could be a jolsen routine

What the fuck
I just literally came to this board for the first time and this is what I see.

Welcome to Veeky Forums. We play with fire and knives and dead things.

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NO MORE OREOS
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shit in her cunt?

oh my are you in for a treat

check out some of Tim and Eric's stuff.Have a look at "Check it out with Dr. Steven Brule" for some amazing cringe made belivable by the wonderful oscar nominated actor John C reilly.

Also give Sam Hyde/"Million Dollar Extreme" a go. They have like 50 layers of irony at all times.

look for "Moms" by ok computer /Million dollar extreme/MDE. It's seriously an amazing skit if you're into cringe.

Basically they hired random actresses to play their sketch moms but the actresses were so fucking bad/crazy that they just broke out from the script and started messing with the actual actresses while still hiding behind their own characters. It's brilliant.

>not no moreos
shit

Fantastic. If Johnny Carson were still alive, he'd definitely be inviting you over for a little chat.

>I am going in as 'Mr Oreo'

I'm already laughing. You'll do fine.

When are you performing OP? I can't wait to learn how it turned out.

>tfw most people won't get the alchemy joke

What's your plan for "impoersonate Oreo flavors" exactly?

you're welcome
i.imgur.com/sOxbeY0.jpg

Did you just link to imgur on an imageboard?

Easier to post to r/Veeky Forums I guess.