If you're not a dipper leave now

If you're not a dipper leave now.

What do you suggest when I get chips to go and they have to dump the sauce on top?

>Dip french fry
>suck off the ketchup
>dip it again and eat it

Holds it over the plate and doesn't drop anything on the carpet. That's the mark of a skilled drunkard.

I think dipping makes more sense but I love bathing fries in sauce and eating them with a fork.

I like to ketchup into a tablespoon and pick up chips with the spoon slurping off a layer of ketchup each round

literally everyone dips them if they choose to use ketchup
This is not even a thing

Is that the Hoff?

>classic image.jpg

Literally why does it matter?
Sometimes I do the former, sometimes I do the latter.

>adding an extra step to the eating process

Fag.

>on Veeky Forums
>not being autistic about the most minute details
>not getting irrationally upset about those minute details

>>>/reddit/

>on Veeky Forums
>trivializing food and cooking by calling any detail minute

What's wrong with the fries at the bottom? It's called "Chicago style".

I spread my ketchup around my fries like on the bottom, sometimes I get more fry flavor, sometimes I get more ketchup flavor, but I always eat with a fork.

I've been sick of this meme for years now. Why do people still think it's funny?

I'm not even from Chicago or New York.

Every eating tomato paste processed with corn syrup

Kill yourself

yes

i pour it over becuse i end up using it all evenly

>not making your own cat soup
You've made a mistake

No, the Hoff can't even afford a burger in his present financial state.

i measure out an exact portion of ketchup and then dump it on the pile of fries.

take control of your life you fat fucks

I eat the fries, swallow, then pour of ketchup into my mouth and swallow that

>Ketchup

At that point, you're eating potato flavored ketchup, not ketchup flavored potatoes.

Is that man preparing a Chicago pizza?

>not eating fries with your mouth and absorbing the ketchup up your anus so it mixes together in your stomach