Explain to me how you would go about eating this

Explain to me how you would go about eating this.

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get a big spoon and guzzle it all down

eat the bonsai first
dip the mandolin in the remaining sauce and munch it like a french fry
then go after that little boat
then eat the pea-wrap like a california roll

When a lot of obvious care has gone into a dish like this, I like to eat it by putting 2 to 3 different elements of the dish on each forkful, to see how the different flavours work together

You spend $25, tell yourself "I'm special" and eat it in 5 bites.

fuck off fat yank pleb

This is the most correct response.

How do you Europoors even afford this stuff?

haha that thing looks like a penis.

I'd ask for the ketchup

would joey eat it?
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wew

What disability does this guy have?

i honestly dont know. Have you seen his nutella video?

tha picture

Yes, unfortunately

>Leave the restaurant
>Go somewhere that won't give me finger food for $40
This is the only acceptable answer

whip my dick out and wave it around like a helicopter.

You realise you get multiple courses in grown-up restaurants right? OP's pic looks like a starter

Id just shove it in my ass.

But really, what is that? Like duck with a bundle of asparagus and like pickled vegetables on some kind of spongey bread?

then you sir are a cunt, have a good day

>butthurt that someone doesnt want this artsy bullshit

Are all Americans lobotomised at birth or something?

Pick up what you can with your hands and shove it in your mouth and chew.

Rake what you can't pick up with your hands to the edge of the plate and into your mouth.

Lick the plate clean. Lick your fingers clean. Then go out and get something real to eat.

1. throw all this hipster trash in garbage
2. make a sandwich

Separate board for flyovers when?

I like the chicago style peas.

autism on a plate

You do realize the mod is a flyover? Unless you can convince Hiroshima to fire all his mods, better get used to neanderthals complaining about food that isn't from the olive garden or cheesecake factory

it´s from "Lameloise" a 3 stared French Restaurant, the chef was famous in the 70´s-80´s as own of the youngest chef to receive 3 stars at that time

The same way you eat any fucking meal?

Take your knife and fork, skewer and remove a section of one of the elements, combine it with sections from other elements, put it in your mouth.

Shut the fuck up, retard.

Pick up one piece at once with a fork, and eat it.